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ChikkenNoodul said:
Both, actually.

Sometimes they get bloated from it
oh sweet, maybe you can help me out

I've been experimenting with different foods with different animal cum toppings eaten off of an 18 year old (give or take 10 years) school girls

My favorite currently is something I called the "candy cum clavicle cake"

it's basically 10 smarties ginded into tootsie rolls and then dipped in panther poo but baked in snake seed, then eaten out of a girl's clavicle - anyways, my question is does this seem more like a holiday meal or should I save it for Summer '05?
 

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Sleeman said:
Sleeman: i've often thought that if i was a goat, i'd want to fuck a fox
smileyh0le: o rly
Sleeman: yeah, i mean that big bushy tail swinging in the air
Sleeman: all raised up showing off the bumh0lio
smileyh0le: dude, you'd make a great fluffer
April: if you're into gay horse porn, i'd fluff you
Sleeman: nope, i don't do horses....just foxes :drool:
Damn you and your editing skills.
 
elpmis said:
oh sweet, maybe you can help me out

I've been experimenting with different foods with different animal cum toppings eaten off of an 18 year old (give or take 10 years) school girls

My favorite currently is something I called the "candy cum clavicle cake"

it's basically 10 smarties ginded into tootsie rolls and then dipped in panther poo but baked in snake seed, then eaten out of a girl's clavicle - anyways, my question is does this seem more like a holiday meal or should I save it for Summer '05?
What a deliciously complex confection!

Well, let's see here. Smarties are definitely a summer candy, while tootsie rolls are more geared to the fall. Panther excrement is generally a holidy addition, but the snake seed is a rite of spring for many.

The girl's clavicle is very light and delicate, I'd recommend holding off until at least May '05.

Replace that clavicle with a femur, and I think you've got a Christmas treat beyond compare with the addition of a little cinnamon.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
What a deliciously complex confection!

Well, let's see here. Smarties are definitely a summer candy, while tootsie rolls are more geared to the fall. Panther excrement is generally a holidy addition, but the snake seed is a rite of spring for many.

The girl's clavicle is very light and delicate, I'd recommend holding off until at least May '05.

Replace that clavicle with a femur, and I think you've got a Christmas treat beyond compare with the addition of a little cinnamon.
cinnamon cinnamon or flecks of skin off some dude's cinnamon ring?

btw thanks for your help!!!
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
From the ring, and you may want to top it off with decorative ring peelings.
I try to peel a layer of skin off my cinnamon ring at least once a week (keeps the poo res from caking there) I'll probably just use my own since not too many people want you to exfoliate their poo hole
 

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elpmis said:
oh sweet, maybe you can help me out

I've been experimenting with different foods with different animal cum toppings eaten off of an 18 year old (give or take 10 years) school girls

My favorite currently is something I called the "candy cum clavicle cake"

it's basically 10 smarties ginded into tootsie rolls and then dipped in panther poo but baked in snake seed, then eaten out of a girl's clavicle - anyways, my question is does this seem more like a holiday meal or should I save it for Summer '05?


Yeah I think that recipe belongs in the food thread

Well...maybe not :fly: