So my wife is in the process of signing up for UF

[water]

Which is strange because she hated even seeing that other place open on my computer, I guess the clientele here is better. She asked me to make up a username for her and everything, I hope she doesn't find out about all the ghey stuff.



edit: I suggested "mollymormon", she didn't think that was nearly as funny as I did.

 

[b_sinning]

My wife didn't really approve of the other place. I don't really want her on here. If she did I'd have to go some place new to bitch about her.

 

[APRIL]

I wouldn't let my wife on here either.

 

[theacoustician]

 

[simple]

i promise not to behave myself, and I apologize in advance

 

[water]

I already have....

 

[smileynev]

She's hot. Let her come.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Wouldn't let anybody I know in real life on this place.

 

[theacoustician]

She's hot. Let her come.

You know how as much about letting a woman come as I do about growing hair.

 

[simple]

You know how as much about letting a woman come as I do about growing hair.

 

[smileynev]

You know how as much about letting a woman come as I do about growing hair.

I hold the door open for them you faggot.

 

[simple]

I hold the door open for them you faggot.

dude you got owned, admit defeat

 

[fly]

She's hot. Let her come.

Quoted for nev inviting women here

 

[Desslock]

I will be on my best behavior.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So it seems that although we're disgusting, at least we're marginally intelligent about it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im not putting pants on godammit

 

[Desslock]

Im not putting pants on godammit

You never put pants on.
Peter Pantsless

 

[water]

Im not putting pants on godammit

Hey man, this isn't a black tie society. Let it all hang out brotha.

 

[Desslock]

Hey man, this isn't a black tie society. Let it all hang out brotha.

Don't tell him that. He'll whip out the braided pubic hair.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey man, this isn't a black tie society. Let it all hang out brotha.

She know about your penis breath issue?