so my neighbor is a stupid c*nt

[JAXvillain]

my neighbors house burned down around 6-8 months ago...they finally got around to clearing the lot a little over a month ago...they cut down a number of very tall pines(50-70ft) that had sustained fire damage due to their proximity...
this weekend, I found the fucking trees in the back of my lot...assholes chopped down the trees and fucking "hid" them in the woods behind my house...there's about 20+ 10ft logs that are charred and have red tape on them
they even went so far as to cover some of the piles with brush and an old tire to make it look like they'd been there a while...sending a certified letter today informing them they have 30 days to remove them or I'm calling the sheriff and/or marshall...fucking cocksmokers

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Holy crap that's low.

Did they cut down any of your trees at all?

They're liable for any damage to the property, and trees are expensive.

 

[JAXvillain]

Holy crap that's low.

Did they cut down any of your trees at all?

They're liable for any damage to the property, and trees are expensive.

no, the trees were all from their lot...all charred

 

[Coqui]

Wow. That sucks man.

 

[simple]

they sound pretty stupid - wouldn't be surprised if this apparent ignorance was a key factor in their house burning down

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wow
Thats fucking lame

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no, the trees were all from their lot...all charred

Perhaps a nice giant bonfire in their yard.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you were all ripped like ah-nuld you coulda just dragged them back onto their lot right out by the road

 

[Onnotangu]

I say go pee in the logs and then burn them on thier property.

the smell of burning pee should deter them from trying that again.

 

[Coqui]

Perhaps a nice giant bonfire in their yard.

Won't be anything they haven't seen already there.

 

[JAXvillain]

Perhaps a nice giant bonfire in their yard.

it would be a useless display...they leveled the lot so there is no house there now...just a crater

 

[Syrup Beaver]

it would be a useless display...they leveled the lot so there is no house there now...just a crater

Geez.

Well, craters beg to be filled....

 

[smileynev]

poo in the crater

 

[Mondoz]

Perhaps a nice giant bonfire on their roof.

fixt

 

[Mrs. Valve]

that's so retarded. i'd give them less notice than 30 days, since they shouldn't be on your property to begin with. you might be able to call the environmental control group in your area and tell them that dirty fill has illegally been dumped on your property, they might be able to do something about it sooner than your dumbass neighbors and also give them a hefty fine at the same time.

 

[JAXvillain]

that's so retarded. i'd give them less notice than 30 days, since they shouldn't be on your property to begin with. you might be able to call the environmental control group in your area and tell them that dirty fill has illegally been dumped on your property, they might be able to do something about it sooner than your dumbass neighbors and also give them a hefty fine at the same time.

I already checked and it's apparently an issue the marshall would handle...I'm giving them notice first in case they weren't aware it happened...might have been done by the tree surgeon without their knowledge

 

[Desslock]

I say you get the shotgun and introduce them to Mr. Buckshot.

 

[smileynev]

I already checked and it's apparently an issue the marshall would handle...I'm giving them notice first in case they weren't aware it happened...might have been done by the tree surgeon without their knowledge

I would give them the benefit of the doubt for the time being, given that their house did burn down recently and all.

 

[Desslock]

I would give them the benefit of the doubt for the time being, given that their house did burn down recently and all.

Fuck those motherfuckers

 

[ieholly]

thats pretty funny.