So my coworkers and I had a discussion about homosexual-friendly drinks...

[JAXvillain]

juss teasin man i drink those too

haha, I know man

 

[thrawn]

how in the world can you guys drink vodka

 

[JAXvillain]

how in the world can you guys drink vodka

yum! that's how

 

[thrawn]

where the hell are the sarcasm tags

 

[shawndavid]

how in the world can you guys drink vodka

dis mofuckuh drinks well vodka with no fruit

jesus

 

[SRC]

I think it's gay to lable a drink that someone orders that you don't wanna drink because ti contains something you don't drink or has a fruity name you disapprove of gay.

how in the world can you guys drink vodka

Please make sure you have on those rubber flip flops and aren't touching me next time I see you and it rains. Cas you are SO getting zapped .

 

[Sarcasmo]

JW is my favorite scotch even though I know there are better ones out there that's the stuff I grew up with

sarah and ryan got me a bottle of gold label last year for my birthday, I'm saving it for when I leave for basic

You're gonna show up shit-faced for basic? Your balls must be mammoth in scope.

 

[my little brony]

You're gonna show up shit-faced for basic? Your balls must be mammoth in scope.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, you don't wanna show up for basic with a hangover either.
Between the aggressive head-shaving and the constant screaming directly into your ears you'll be miserable enough without one.

 

[Onnotangu]

I'm still trying to get used to guinness. but I really only like Woodchuck apple cider and Killian's red.

and lemon drops.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

uh-oh...don't let chikken hear you say that!

Well, no rocks is a start......

It may have some rare (read: old) single malts in the mix, but the presence of grain whisky ruins it entirely IMO. All a matter of personal taste, just so long as you don't mix it with club soda :shudder:

For the price of JW Blue ($154-$180 around here) I can usually find a bottle of Highland Park 30, or heck get 6 Highland Park 12's

 

[Jonny_B]

I don't know, Captain and diet is pretty gay.

fair enough.

i did a gay shot last night. tasted like pineapple upside down cake or something. no idea what the ingredients were.

 

[Onnotangu]

i've had an oatmeal cookie shot.

 

[shawndavid]

i've had an oatmeal cookie shot.

I tended bar for many moons - isnt that Goldy, Jaeger and Baileys?

 

[BeerAd]

I'm still trying to get used to guinness. but I really only like Woodchuck apple cider and Killian's red.

and lemon drops.

Hey if you like that try a mix of Hornsby and Mcqueins. Well I have proven that I cannot spell either name. It is Hornsby Hard Apple Cider and McQuins, I cant spell the Mc one but it sounds like quins, lol. Dammit im tired.

70% Mc Q's and 30% Hornsby makes an amazing taste.

 

[Jonny_B]

Hey if you like that try a mix of Hornsby and Mcqueins. Well I have proven that I cannot spell either name. It is Hornsby Hard Apple Cider and McQuins, I cant spell the Mc one but it sounds like quins, lol. Dammit im tired.

70% Mc Q's and 30% Hornsby makes an amazing taste.

are you trying to say McEwans?

 

[BeerAd]

Wait maybe its Mc Ewans???

 

[BeerAd]

are you trying to say McEwans?

yes. I dont drink it regularly and only drink it mixed with Hornsby so it took awhile to remember.

 

[Candy]

I agree on all points

edit: Red Dog instead of PBR would also work

QFT - Guiness also reminds me of a "manly" man.

 

[Candy]

I tended bar for many moons - isnt that Goldy, Jaeger and Baileys?

Yes.