WTF So much gravy...

that annoys me on the level of the chris rock rant about "there's no children in africa who are lactose intolerant. they're just happy to eat!"
I'm sure someone here is intolerant of both but so be it

I dunno if it's true, but I read in a book that the French consider dietary restrictions to be rude. If so, and this is the only time I'll say this, the French are awesome.