Halp So Mr. Asa and Fly are in the Garage... right now...

apparently you don't notice the noises if you just busy yourself with things like texting and talking on the phone while youre driving it
 
Please tell the mustang has the following things:

- Tires in acceptable shape
- Brakes that work well
- No clunks in the suspension
- Isn't rusted badly enough to cause shit to break or fall off the car.
- All exhaust hangers intact.
 
Please tell the mustang has the following things:

- Tires in acceptable shape
- Brakes that work well
- No clunks in the suspension
- Isn't rusted badly enough to cause shit to break or fall off the car.
- All exhaust hangers intact.
Ape's tires looked ok, although I didn't look close (now ask about Fly's...)
I think the rest was ok, I was mainly focused on the horrible horrible bearing noises I heard.
 
Please tell the mustang has the following things:

- Tires in acceptable shape
- Brakes that work well
- No clunks in the suspension
- Isn't rusted badly enough to cause shit to break or fall off the car.
- All exhaust hangers intact.

Tires could be rotated.
Brakes do work well.
Suspension squeaks.
Not much rust.
Exhaust.... Well the AC drips on the hot exhaust pipes. Ford design flaw.

It's a 2000 in Okay shape.
 
OK, as long as your car's not gonna kill anyone, all is good.

If it blows blue smoke, doesn't start half the time, has a belt or alternator squealing, has a plastic sheet window, has mismatching paint colors, has a cock and balls keyed in the side or whatever... fuck it, I don't care, as long as the thing's safe to have on the road.
 
OK, as long as your car's not gonna kill anyone, all is good.

If it blows blue smoke, doesn't start half the time, has a belt or alternator squealing, has a plastic sheet window, has mismatching paint colors, has a cock and balls keyed in the side or whatever... fuck it, I don't care, as long as the thing's safe to have on the road.

Oh geez, no its in much better shape than that
 
OK, as long as your car's not gonna kill anyone, all is good.

If it blows blue smoke, doesn't start half the time, has a belt or alternator squealing, has a plastic sheet window, has mismatching paint colors, has a cock and balls keyed in the side or whatever... fuck it, I don't care, as long as the thing's safe to have on the road.

you just described about 40% of the vehicles on the road here