So, John Mayer is a jackass, and Jessica Simpson is hell in bed.

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So John Mayer points out in the new Playboy.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/fe...-mouths-about-jessica-jen-more/news-breaking/

"It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it's gotten out of hand and I've created somewhat of a monster," Mayer tweeted. "I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don't have the stomach for it."

There were plenty who didn't have the stomach for his remarks in Playboy, in which he talked about Simpson's sexuality, his problems with Aniston, his love of porn, why he doesn't date black women and being beloved by the black community.

"Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a (n-wor) pass,'" he said, then added: "But I said, 'I can't really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"

Apparently, he dumped Anniston cause she's a cougar and he still wants to play with the kits.
 
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John Mayer is not a reputable source.

If Billy Corgan says that Jessica Simpson is a hella lay, though, it must be true.
 
I doubt Jessica is a good lay. She just had a hot body when he dated her. She's just too stupid to hang around with outside of the bedroom.

Dumb doesn't mean bad in bed. heck, sometimes it's a given that the dumb girls have to be good at something ;)
 
in related news.. I guess jon gosselin's either GF or the wife put him on blast for his "3 inches"

"I didn't think he could cheat on me because I didn't think anyone would want something that small."
 
in related news.. I guess jon gosselin's either GF or the wife put him on blast for his "3 inches"

"I didn't think he could cheat on me because I didn't think anyone would want something that small."