So its that time of year for Halloween Decorations

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, they also pee into cups at night so they can drink the booze off the top in the morning.

 

[theacoustician]

Careful, from casual observation it appears some may have two or three teeth.

It's those "surprise teeth" that could really hurt.

That's called a Twizzler and its not cool.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah a pre-inspection is recommended, and if there are any strays you can knock em out with a bat or if youre really brave you can reach in there with pliers and yank em out.

I carry around a hand-drill, but yeah, a bat or tire iron would be faster.

 

[fly]

chupacabra

r u sirius? pics?

 

[JAXvillain]

God damnit

what did you do to your daughter??

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's called a Twizzler and its not cool.

In that case, it'd be wise to carry around a copious amount of antibiotics.

And a tourniquet.

 

[theacoustician]

what did you do to your daughter??

Nothing. I'm a good dad.

 

[JAXvillain]

Nothing. I'm a good dad.

I guess you've passed the point where you just have to let them go and hope for the best

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

OMG PICS

It's really not all that impressive. I hadn't shaved my legs all that many times previously so it's not like my hair is all thick and long and such. Plus I'm light haired so it's barely noticeable. Plus I seem to only have hair for about a 6 inch rectangle on my leg at the bottom, not above or to the side of.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Nothing. I'm a good dad.

Yeah it was really smart not to keep buying me razors during my teenage years.

 

[Thorn Bird]

But I don't want to be a hobo. No one has sex with hobos except other hobos and even then its more of a angry, retributive thing.

nuh uh. there are plenty of high school girls up north who race each other to get pregnant and go straight to hobos!!

 

[Dharma1521]

nuh uh. there are plenty of high school girls up north who race each other to get pregnant and go straight to hobos!!

OMG I read about that for real!!!

 

[plot]

i don't eat pasta directly from a can, but like, nobody here ever had speghettio's growing up? and throughout college? ...and maybe a few weeks ago?

you put it in one of those microwaveable bowls to cook it... you guys know what i'm talking about right?

shit, i've never set foot in my kitchen outside of microwaving leftover pizza, i dont even have any clue what i'm talking about.

either way, bitch tasted liek chef boy r dee.

 

[polo]

i don't eat pasta directly from a can, but like, nobody here ever had speghettio's growing up? and throughout college? ...and maybe a few weeks ago?

you put it in one of those microwaveable bowls to cook it... you guys know what i'm talking about right?

shit, i've never set foot in my kitchen outside of microwaving leftover pizza, i dont even have any clue what i'm talking about.

either way, bitch tasted liek chef boy r dee.

 

[Thorn Bird]

mmmm i just had beans from a can. bean with bacon soup, baybee! loved that shit since kindergarten.




what is wrong with me??

 

[polo]

mmmm i just had beans from a can. bean with bacon soup, baybee! loved that shit since kindergarten.




what is wrong with me??

i just had them on toast because i napped until late..

can't beat them... they're disgusting but can't beat it...

 

[Thorn Bird]

i just had them on toast because i napped until late..

can't beat them... they're disgusting but can't beat it...

toast? surely that's some leprechaun word for bowl or something.

 

[polo]

toast? surely that's some leprechaun word for bowl or something.

bowl?

oh you mean dried potato skin

 

[Thorn Bird]

ere you go. what's leprechaun for spoon?

 

[polo]

cupped hand