Have you kissed your sex today?
Something be amiss with the aim there
OMG I hate you.
my new BF is arriving later.. we'll see.
Eh?
Of all the days to be sick.
I just took my dose of vitamin C by way of OJ
*sprays breath spray*
Fly, get you and April out here and I'll kiss someone of the same sex. You have 7 hours.