So its bourbon for dinner tonight

[polo]

it's called a fuckin firelog you boarding school attending rootbag

suppose you call a table rag a napkin too?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was talking about these things you big girls blouse

 

[polo]

ahh thons a firelog!

holy mary mother of god they've got to you too

 

[Sarcasmo]

This is a fucking firelog.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ahh thons a firelog!

holy mary mother of god they've got to you too

I dont even know what yer blabbering about half the time

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is a fucking firelog.

Yup

 

[polo]

"briquettes"

fuck me blue..

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"briquettes"

fuck me blue..

Well I didnt make up the name you asshole
Blame the marketing fgts or whatever

 

[polo]

 

[Sarcasmo]

Fine. Briketter, then.

 

[polo]

i'm tempted to have a drink right now but this is my first 24 hours without alcohol in a long time

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i'm tempted to have a drink right now but this is my first 24 hours without alcohol in a long time

Then I shall drink a few extra in your honor , sir

but that honor without the extra u
deal with it

 

[polo]

Then I shall drink a few extra in your honor , sir

but that honor without the extra u
deal with it

i am trying to deal with it - it's not computing

ahh i'll have a measure. fuck sake it's early days yet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Theres a lad

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh Lancelot, youre such a whore.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm despondent that I have not been here for you tonight.

I shall read this tomorrow and weep.

 

[ZRH]

You absorb more alcohol if you mix it with water. Im just saying, if youre going for poisoning. Also brings out the flavour.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's the polo and JP show!

I hope you're not too hungover today. I've had a super crappy week but I think drinking would be bad for my whole not-smoking thing. I have no release

I think I'll cry and then drink my tears.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You absorb more alcohol if you mix it with water. Im just saying, if youre going for poisoning. Also brings out the flavour.

Truth. I wouldn't drink any kind of whiskey-type drink without a bit of water in it.

 

[Thorn Bird]

It's the polo and JP show!

I hope you're not too hungover today. I've had a super crappy week but I think drinking would be bad for my whole not-smoking thing. I have no release

I think I'll cry and then drink my tears.

just like johnny depp in crybaby, one of the best movies of all time.





you assholes make me love you with all your ho-humming. jpat, i had no idea you had the potential of a romantic writer. i'll bet you write a little, and if you don't, you didn't mind all the english assignments you pretended to roll your eyes at but were really excited about.