So, I'm sugar free for like...the rest of my life.

I don't have any problems with natural sugars in fruits and such. Those more or less make up my entire dessert food group at this point.

dbzeag has some natural sugars in him i'm sure he'd be willing to share with you...
 
Sugar, honey honey, you are my candy girl
Girl, you got me wantin you
Aw, honey, uumm, sugar sugar, you are my candy girl, whoa-oh
And you got me wanting you

I cant believe the lovliness of lovin you, oh yeah
I just cant believe the oneness of this feelin too
Oh no, uumm, sugar, honey honey, oh yeah
You are my candy girl, think Im really wanting you
Uumm, honey, oh yeah, sugar sugar, you are my
Candy girl, you got me wanting you, oh yeah,

When I kissed you girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
Oh yeah, just like the summer sunshine pour your sweet
Love over me, oh yeah, uumm,
Sugar, oh, honey, honey, oh yeah, you are my candy girl
You got me wanting you, I got to say it
Sugar, yeah, honey honey, you are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you, Oh! sugar, Oh, honey, honey
 
The results of too much sugar:

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I don't have any problems with natural sugars in fruits and such. Those more or less make up my entire dessert food group at this point.

are you lactose intolerant? The only difference I know between sugar and the shit in tree fruit is that one is a the former is a disaccharide and latter is a monosaccharide. Which is important to know if you want to make bombs. Or Alcohol...

Have you thought about visiting a practitioner of the medical arts? Also, are you trolling? Cause sugar is a pure carbohydrate, it NORMALLY causes insomnia, high energy, and contributes to obesity o_O