So, I'm making a thread about it....

So I'll ask the obvious question: Why the fuck did you do that? I hope you moved some where really bloody warm.
 
Woo Hoo! Now you can leave Oregon and come visit us.


Wait, that's probation that won't let you leave the state, not immigration, nevermind.
 
kiwi said:
You have to be a citizen for that? :confused: I could have sworn anyone could get it.
all you need is a social security number, and anyone can get one of those.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
She's not a citizen yet, that takes forever and a day
Not in Chicago... you can go to a seedy bar in the city and buy a SSN, then file whatever paperwork you need and get on public assistance lickety split.