NSFW So Im a Felcher for the Week

Mean Mr. Mustard

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Sep 30, 2004
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So the wife and the boy have gone on a road trip with her parents and sister.
The ultimate destination is someplace on Colorado to disperse grandmas ashes.
Ugh.
Why am I not going? Man that is one carload of crazy aint nobody wanna deal with.
And, fortunately, I have no vacation time left for the year.
Plus Im sure the inside of that van will smell like old cheese and pork sweat after a day or so
On the plus side, Ive commanded that local brews along the way be purchased and returned to me.

So what should I do to celebrate my temporary solitude?
Ive already been pooping with the doors open.
I have a bag of frozen tamales, so Ill probably spend one evening farting directly into the a/c return.
There is also a no pants rule in effect.

Who wants to come hang out?
 
You never had man card privileges.
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