NSFW So Im a Felcher for the Week

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dont forget to feed the cats

Those assholes are on their own.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I have a microwave dumbass

Wait: What!? For real?! You really are from Ohio.

 

[Josh]

Fap. Everywhere. Including outside.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Save all of your farts in your wife's pillowcase, and then show her how much you missed her when she gets back

 

[Valve1138]

Save all of your farts in your wife's pillowcase, and then show her how much you missed her when she gets back

I'm so doing this in Napa.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Save all of your farts in your wife's pillowcase, and then show her how much you missed her when she gets back

I like this idea

 

[123]

I would so love to have a weekend at home alone. Man that would be a blast.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ive only spooged on 12 things in the house so far
Im going for a gross before they get back

 

[Applesauce]

I would so love to have a weekend at home alone. Man that would be a blast.

Are you serious? We can go away for a night in Fremantle! Child spawn would love that. Come back on train.

 

[123]

Are you serious? We can go away for a night in Fremantle! Child spawn would love that. Come back on train.

How about a whole weekend?

 

[Applesauce]

How about a whole weekend?

I will research!

 

[123]

I will research!

Makes me wonder. When was the last time you and I had a weekend alone?

 

[Applesauce]

Makes me wonder. When was the last time you and I had a weekend alone?

What what? And it was May.

 

[123]

What what? And it was May.

That was a single night.

 

[APRIL]

Makes me wonder. When was the last time you and I had a weekend alone?

Aww look at this romantic over here. *swoon*

 

[123]

Aww look at this romantic over here. *swoon*

Well its not like Juli is going to be romantic. Doubt she even knows what the word means.

 

[APRIL]

Well its not like Juli is going to be romantic. Doubt she even knows what the word means.

Ya, fly is much more romantic than I am too.

 

[123]

Ya, fly is much more romantic than I am too.

Adhd makes you love like a retard

 

[APRIL]

Adhd makes you love like a retard

Never made that connection, but that may be it.

 

[fly]

Like, cheap ass frozen swansons pot pies? ugh.

Those shits are good stuff man