NSFW So Im a Felcher for the Week

[fly]

I'm guessing you're experiencing that let down of "oh yeah it's gonna be so cool when everyone's gone, I'm gonna run around nekkid and poop everywhere" to the realization that you hate being alone and your week is a mega pile of suck. Am I right??

I doubt that's the case. Man, if @APRIL would just leave for a week...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Nah, it was good
I was able to watch porn and jerk off in the living room without getting yelled at

 

[BigDov]

Terrible, terrible visuals accompany that statement.....I'm guessing there was an obligatory jar of mayonnaise on hand as well?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

For me to poop in, yes

 

[CletusJones]

For me to poop in, yes

YES, BUT did you poop in the catbox?

 

[CletusJones]

Terrible, terrible visuals accompany that statement.....I'm guessing there was an obligatory jar of mayonnaise on hand as well?

Your fault for adding visuals

Edit: clergyman....sigh


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[Coqui]

Nah, it was good
I was able to watch porn and jerk off in the living room without getting yelled at

For me the yelling makes it more exciting

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@fly
Who knew you and HeMan were into the same shit

 

[APRIL]

How I imagine @mustard dingus this week minus the black part:

 

[Amstel]

because: racist!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

but Im not blek

 

[fly]

How I imagine @mustard dingus this week minus the black part:

With a dash of

 

[itburnswhenipee]

YES, BUT did you poop in the catbox?

This would just lead to having to scoop your own poop. I see no advantage in this.

 

[CletusJones]

This would just lead to having to scoop your own poop. I see no advantage in this.

You gotta show the cat who's boss

Edit: and my kids clean the litter box