theacoustician said:I'd buy one. I have no idea what it would do, but it sounds fat.
Can you accessorize it with a few goats of a grilled cheese?wr3kt said:Think of a Stretch Armstrong combined with a Tickle-Me Elmo
Except it's only the gut that stretches.
And it only gets bigger, never returns to "normal".
Now...everytime you touch it...it screams "FEED ME OR DIE IN A FIRE!!!"
Until it eventually eats everything in your house...and then the planet.
Batteries not included.