So, if we have Fly Mart...

wr3kt

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theacoustician said:
I'd buy one. I have no idea what it would do, but it sounds fat.

Think of a Stretch Armstrong combined with a Tickle-Me Elmo
Except it's only the gut that stretches.
And it only gets bigger, never returns to "normal".

Now...everytime you touch it...it screams "FEED ME OR DIE IN A FIRE!!!"

Until it eventually eats everything in your house...and then the planet.



Batteries not included.
 

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wr3kt said:
Think of a Stretch Armstrong combined with a Tickle-Me Elmo
Except it's only the gut that stretches.
And it only gets bigger, never returns to "normal".

Now...everytime you touch it...it screams "FEED ME OR DIE IN A FIRE!!!"

Until it eventually eats everything in your house...and then the planet.



Batteries not included.
Can you accessorize it with a few goats of a grilled cheese?