So, if we have Fly Mart...

[theacoustician]

Where the hell is Theac Mart?

And what would we sell there?

IBT mentions of hair products

 

[Pandora]

hair products andora:


Sorrah I couldn't control myself...

Edit: How about pics of April??

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Rogaine and Bulk up powder?

 

[Sp`ange]

diapers?

 

[APRIL]

hair products andora:


Sorrah I couldn't control myself...

Edit: How about pics of April??

Hey now... thats out of stock.

 

[APRIL]

You'd sell that dark red lipstick. Nah' mean?

 

[wr3kt]

Roofies.

 

[APRIL]

Roofies.

With a little BBQ sauce? I'm sooo hungry.

 

[wr3kt]

With a little BBQ sauce? I'm sooo hungry.

That's why I have spaghetti to curb my raging hunger.

 

[APRIL]

That's why I have spaghetti to curb my raging hunger.

... I'm spilling over with tears of hunger.

 

[wr3kt]

... I'm spilling over with tears of hunger.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

 

[APRIL]

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

You owe me.



Food.


You've been gone.


Doggy bag?

 

[wr3kt]

You owe me.



Food.


You've been gone.


Doggy bag?

Fat?

Lard*

Only on days that end in "feed april"

Kitty poop?

 

[APRIL]

Fat?

Lard*

Only on days that end in "feed april"

Kitty poop?

They should sell those things in theac-mart

 

[wr3kt]

They should sell those things in theac-mart

Mini-April(c)

 

[theacoustician]

Mini-April(c)

I'd buy one. I have no idea what it would do, but it sounds fat.

 

[wr3kt]

I'd buy one. I have no idea what it would do, but it sounds fat.

Think of a Stretch Armstrong combined with a Tickle-Me Elmo
Except it's only the gut that stretches.
And it only gets bigger, never returns to "normal".

Now...everytime you touch it...it screams "FEED ME OR DIE IN A FIRE!!!"

Until it eventually eats everything in your house...and then the planet.



Batteries not included.

 

[JaymieT]

Mayo.

 

[Sp`ange]

Mayo.

 

[APRIL]

Think of a Stretch Armstrong combined with a Tickle-Me Elmo
Except it's only the gut that stretches.
And it only gets bigger, never returns to "normal".

Now...everytime you touch it...it screams "FEED ME OR DIE IN A FIRE!!!"

Until it eventually eats everything in your house...and then the planet.



Batteries not included.

Can you accessorize it with a few goats of a grilled cheese?