So I Went to get Lasik Done Today

[Pandora]

thank you... fly doesn't seem to understand my strife.

Well then com'eer hunah and I'll comfort you.

Plus it prolly doesn't help that he consideres that kinda stuff foreplay.

 

[jaxxor]

fgt

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fgt

OMG a ghost!
If only I had a ghost-hunting outfit!

 

[jaxxor]

OMG a ghost!
If only I had a ghost-hunting outfit!

you wouldn't even recognize me now

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you wouldn't even recognize me now

Packing on the pounds now that youre married?

 

[jaxxor]

Packing on the pounds now that youre married?

pshaw, I routinely eat half a chicken and a tub of pasta and never gain a pound

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

pshaw, I routinely eat half a chicken and a tub of pasta and never gain a pound

aw dammit, since the nevs been away Ihavent had anyone to bust out the fat jokes on.

So, what brings ye back 'round this a way?
Wifey outta town?

 

[jaxxor]

aw dammit, since the nevs been away Ihavent had anyone to bust out the fat jokes on.

So, what brings ye back 'round this a way?
Wifey outta town?

bored at work. gotta hang in here for 30 more minutes.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I guess his thirty minutes have come and gone.

 

[fly]

bored at work. gotta hang in here for 30 more minutes.

dammit get back here

 

[APRIL]

fgt

Attention whore.

 

[jaxxor]

Attention whore.

regular whore

 

[simple]

regular whore

hahaha