So I was hanging out with elpmis and his girl the other day...

[kiwi]

I am profoundly saddened by the thought of Elpmis having a girlfriend. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

I'm just shocked, I never would have guessed.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm just shocked, I never would have guessed.

You've never seen his webpage devoted to exotic fragrances?

 

[kiwi]

You've never seen his webpage devoted to exotic fragrances?

Can't say that I have, or that I want too.

 

[fly]

I'm just shocked, I never would have guessed.

His gf is a fucking hot school teacher with a huge rack. elpmis isnt as crazy as he plays on TV. In the offseason, hes a smooth pimp daddy who loves the pussy.

 

[APRIL]

His gf is a fucking hot school teacher with a huge rack. elpmis isnt as crazy as he plays on TV. In the offseason, hes a smooth pimp daddy who loves the pussy.

But... he is crazy in the offseason.

 

[fly]

But... he is crazy in the offseason.

Those are the shows in syndication.

You guys should hear the last message he left me.

 

[APRIL]

1. Record Message
2. Post
PROFITTTTTT

gosh.. tease.