So I was hanging out with elpmis and his girl the other day...

[smileynev]

...and she had to excuse herself from the table we were eating at to go to the bathroom. I got up as well because I had to take a wizz so we walked over to the bathrooms together. As we got to the mens room she turned to go in. I was like, "Aren't you supposed to go over there?" as I pointed to the ladies room door. She replied, "Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard..." and walked over.

 

[Coqui]

So it turns out you were the last to know

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So THAT's what happened to George Michael.....

 

[Sarcasmo]

Did you get a phone number?

 

[simple]

LICK MY BIG FUCKING BLACK BALLS

edit: I mean white, jesus ... old habits ...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Bleach, paint, stain, or DNA manipulation?

 

[fly]

Bleach, paint, stain, or DNA manipulation?

ball transplant.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ball transplant.

Oh right, after the whole hydraulic press incident at the Mariott Residence Inn

 

[fly]

Oh right, after the whole hydraulic press incident at the Mariott Residence Inn

Thank God for that vice clause in the contract...

 

[Coqui]

Thank God for that vice clause in the contract...

Please don't mention vise in any form of spelling when it comes to balls.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thank God for that vice clause in the contract...

Yeah, otherwise insurance would've given us more of a runaround

I feel bad for that other guy, didn't catch his name, he had that pink owl suit

 

[fly]

Yeah, otherwise insurance would've given us more of a runaround

I feel bad for that other guy, didn't catch his name, he had that pink owl suit

iirc, it was Steve Schlitterbahn. He runs the Arizona group.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

iirc, it was Steve Schlitterbahn. He runs the Arizona group.

Ah, good guy

Has he been able to return to work yet?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Please don't mention vise in any form of spelling when it comes to balls.

Vise...balls
Balls balls balls vise
Balls....vise
Vise vise vise balls

 

[itburnswhenipee]

 

[Coqui]

Vise...balls
Balls balls balls vise
Balls....vise
Vise vise vise balls

New single from DJ Assault?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

New single from DJ Assault?

yep, he had just come out of the OR from his vasectomy and wrote it while sipping ginger ale

 

[APRIL]

His gf is hot...

 

[Sarcasmo]

I am profoundly saddened by the thought of Elpmis having a girlfriend. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I am profoundly saddened by the thought of Elpmis having a girlfriend. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

If you have the pills too, you stand a chance