So I was at Burger King...

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smileynev

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...getting food for the entire office. As I'm leaving with my three bags and two drink trays this nice young lady smiles and opens the door for me since my hands were full.

So, do you think she was thinking:

A) Man that guy can pack it in. Look at all that food. He must be a wild man in bed!
B) Wow, look at all that food. He must be donating it to the homeless. He must be a wild man in bed!
C) Wow that dude is fat. No wonder, what with all that food he bought. He must be a wild man in bed!
 

thrawn

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D) Wow that dude is fat. No wonder, what with all that food he bought. How does he fit on a bed!
 

simple

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E) Wow does that fat fucker smell. I hope he bought all of that food to smear it all over himself - anything would smell better than his dirty ass
 

JAXvillain

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E) Holy shit! I should check the hospitals later so I can laugh at the guy with the impending stomach distension
 

simple

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H) Damn, look at that loser, I bet he spends most of the day posting on online forums, under the alias "Pancake Wagon"