So I think I need a lawyer

Shalimar said:
not sure.. broke down on mama on her way home from gators. she parked it on the side of the road and walked the last 10 blocks home. now i gotta deal with this f'ing problem.
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sabotaged by a losing bikini contest entrant
 
JPatrick said:
man you have no luck with cars
you should get a segway or something
are they hip-hop enough for you?
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They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
 
I created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See Shali no more they want Mingle
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Mngle, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Segway cause I can't drive quicker
I'm crashin the cars man it just gets sicker
Then a shock when I rock the bikini contests
Cause every knows that Mingle knows his breasts
And when they naked I'm rockin that shit best
Hey, you waited this long to stop debating
On the useless forums them posters be ovulating
I know that you got a box seats mr. Waw
So it's off to the game the braves I saw
So the DHV won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to make me drive a volvo by the sea
But I drive a Segway while mixin you see
So, come on and post, you suck the most
I'm the mingle mix and I so can boast
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I'm about to file lawsuits, fuck you J. Paul Getty

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little new car you see
'Cos those roads are full of drunks say MTV
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little new car you see
'Cos those roads are full of drunks say Mrs. Shali
 
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