So, I started my weekend stocking job at Menards this weekend...

[smileynev]

...who wants to take bets on how long it takes me to sever a limb or appendage?

 

[Coqui]

I bet you're already typing with only one hand. And it's not because the other is busy since you are looking at nudes of April

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Or crush your nards in a bizarre forklift accident

 

[smileynev]

Or crush your nards in a bizarre forklift accident

That would be painful, but worth it if filmed.

 

[b_sinning]

Heavy lifting involved?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That would be painful, but worth it if filmed.

Then you could scream out "MENAAAAARRRRDS"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet you're already typing with only one hand. And it's not because the other is busy since you are looking at nudes of April

He lopped off his left hand over the weekend using a makeshift post hole digger he made with a lawnmower and coathangers, that wasn't because of his new job

 

[Coqui]

Heavy lifting involved?

Only when April asks for assistance in the motorized shopping carts.

 

[fly]

Then you could scream out "MENAAAAARRRRDS"

Were you setting that up or did it just come to you?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Were you setting that up or did it just come to you?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was setting that up

 

[smileynev]

Heavy lifting involved?

50 pounds or so.

 

[smileynev]

He lopped off his left hand over the weekend using a makeshift post hole digger he made with a lawnmower and coathangers, that wasn't because of his new job

Say, you're a tractor fetishist, right? can you recommend a good inexpensive riding mower for a poor minnesota boy like myself? Or is it considered slumming to be interested in cheap riding mowers?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Say, you're a tractor fetishist, right? can you recommend a good inexpensive riding mower for a poor minnesota boy like myself? Or is it considered slumming to be interested in cheap riding mowers?

I dunno much about the riding mowers, but look for one with a snowblower attachment - it'll make your life easier this winter. Baggers are great too if you want the manicured look with less effort.

 

[smileynev]

I dunno much about the riding mowers, but look for one with a snowblower attachment - it'll make your life easier this winter. Baggers are great too if you want the manicured look with less effort.

ohhh, good point. Our driveway isn't that big but it would be nice to have a blower. And a trebuchet

 

[JAXvillain]

I dunno much about the riding mowers, but look for one with a dick blower attachment - it'll make your life easier this winter when your wife makes you sleep on the couch. Baggers are great too if you want the manicured look with less effort.

fixt

 

[fly]

ohhh, good point. Our driveway isn't that big but it would be nice to have a blower. And a trebuchet

HAHAHAHHA
def needs a trebuchet

 

[b_sinning]

Do back stretches before work. Wearing a back braces nonstop will help weaken your back.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

HAHAHAHHA
def needs a trebuchet

Gotta wage war on the neighbors' goat

 

[Syrup Beaver]

fixt

Originally Posted by ChikkenNoodul
I dunno much about the riding mowers, but look for one with a dick blower attachment - it'll make your life easier this winter when your wife makes you sleep on the couch. Sack trimmers are great too if you want the manicured look with less effort.

Extra fixt

 

[smileynev]

Do back stretches before work. Wearing a back braces nonstop will help weaken your back.

I don't wear a back brace.