So I noticed something this morning..

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

..I was watching the today show, and Al Roker comes on to do the weather , and that man has lost a LOT of weight. I mean the man looks like a stick now. Hes lost a lot of weight....everywhere except for his head.
His damn head is as blobby and round as it was when he was packin away 5 buckets of KFC a day. WTF is head fat harder to lose than other fat? He looks like a big brown weather spewing lolly-pop ffs.
I guess they cant liposuction your head for fear of sucking your brains out?
What gives?

 

[simple]

maybe he's just storing "nuts" because the winter is coming

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

maybe he's just storing "nuts" because the winter is coming

You know, his jowles did look a bit lumpy.
Altho hes able to speak very clearly.
Hhmm.
I must dissect Al Rokers head.

edit - I hope he wont mind.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, they still have the AccuWeather radar unit in his head, they've got to get it transferred to a belt-mounted setup.

 

[Onnotangu]

head fat is hard to lose. no real major muscle up there to burn off the excess fat.

 

[JAXvillain]

he needs to start chewing gum like a madman to strengthen his head

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is what Im talkin about:

Im mean, thats just disturbing....

 

[JAXvillain]

This is what Im talkin about:

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Im mean, thats just disturbing....

ahahahahah

 

[Syrup Beaver]

he needs to start chewing gum like a madman to strengthen his head

Or steam it or something.

 

[JAXvillain]

Or steam it or something.

wash it in hot water and nuke it in the dryer

 

[Syrup Beaver]

wash it in hot water and nuke it in the dryer

On high for 90 minutes should do it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

wash it in hot water and nuke it in the dryer

The problem is separating the head from the body
I fear they may have a symbiotic relationship

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The problem is separating the head from the body
I fear they may have a symbiotic relationship

They can do some amazing things with glue these days.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wonder if his weather forecasting abilities are somehow tied to the size and fatness of his head?
Like Samson and his hair?

 

[Desslock]

He needs one of those excess skin removal operations.

Plus he just got a big head. Its like an orange on a toothpick.