so I met this girl in a bar...

you youngsters think you can just walk into any bar you want and immediately start hitting on under aged girls - fucking noobies, didn't you know I wrote the book on that shit? I stayed up one night three years ago sewing my Barney suit so I could tag some hot 4 year old ass, that shit demands respect. I'm a fucking pro at this shit cuz, you're just getting your feet wet.
 
elpmis said:
you youngsters think you can just walk into any bar you want and immediately start hitting on under aged girls - fucking noobies, didn't you know I wrote the book on that shit? I stayed up one night three years ago sewing my Barney suit so I could tag some hot 4 year old ass, that shit demands respect. I'm a fucking pro at this shit cuz, you're just getting your feet wet.
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Hell with my feet, I wanna get my dick wet.
 
elpmis said:
you youngsters think you can just walk into any bar you want and immediately start hitting on under aged girls - fucking noobies, didn't you know I wrote the book on that shit? I stayed up one night three years ago sewing my Barney suit so I could tag some hot 4 year old ass, that shit demands respect. I'm a fucking pro at this shit cuz, you're just getting your feet wet.
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nah, next time I'm just going to dip those Lincoln Logs in bourbon
 
fly said:
Cute? Like a little girl?
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yes, very cute like a very cute little girl acting very cute in a very cute situation.


it's very cute :D
 
fly said:
:wtf:
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