Thread So I made 150 of my own Cards Against Humanity cards v.CRABS

[fly]

Here's our current box

 

[thintoast]

I played cards against humanity with my mom and sisters. It was hilarious watching our mom have to say some of the answers with her kids around the same table.

 

[eileenbunny]

I would have loved to have played this game with my parents and their best friends. They would have embraced it and it would have been very entertaining.

 

[fly]

I would have loved to have played this game with my parents and their best friends. They would have embraced it and it would have been very entertaining.

We've even played it with @APRIL and @Wessels very conservative parents. It's awesome.

 

[Petunia]

We've even played it with @APRIL and @Wessels very conservative parents. It's awesome.

Carl and Maureen have been exposed to this filth ????

For shame

 

[fly]

Dear valued Cards Against Humanity customer,

We fucked up.

Your order is on its way, but we had a warehousing issue. If you ordered a 2014 Holiday Pack, you'll receive a Science Pack. If you ordered a Science Pack, you'll receive a 2014 Holiday Pack.

Oops!

We're really sorry about this, but we're going to make it right and send you what you actually ordered within the next week. Feel free to keep the extra pack, or gift it to a crappy friend. We understand if you've completely lost all faith in us.

Sorry again,
- Jenn and the Cards Against Humanity team

 

[Petunia]

Thats fucking awesome

 

[fly]

So our box that holds 1600 cards is now full. Do we start pulling cards out? Also, I got the 90s nostalgia pack and the 2014 holiday pack that I already had.

Anyone interested in a quick contest?
Best, original, new black card and white card wins a set.
White card winner gets the 90s pack.
Black card winner gets the 2014 holiday pack.

 

[Wessels]

So our box that holds 1600 cards is now full. Do we start pulling cards out? Also, I got the 90s nostalgia pack and the 2014 holiday pack that I already had.

Anyone interested in a quick contest?
Best, original, new black card and white card wins a set.
White card winner gets the 90s pack.
Black card winner gets the 2014 holiday pack.

There are definitely some cards that are wasting space. When a hand is turned in or the worst card is chosen they should be set aside for review and judgment by our Council

 

[APRIL]

There are definitely some cards that are wasting space. When a hand is turned in or the worst card is chosen they should be set aside for review and judgment by our Council

Fair enough.

We have been known to ritually tear up cards on the spot.

 

[plot]

So our box that holds 1600 cards is now full. Do we start pulling cards out? Also, I got the 90s nostalgia pack and the 2014 holiday pack that I already had.

Anyone interested in a quick contest?
Best, original, new black card and white card wins a set.
White card winner gets the 90s pack.
Black card winner gets the 2014 holiday pack.

"that white stuff under uncircumcised penis flaps"

purely to piss off the uncircumcised people.

 

[Jehannum]

White card: A lampshade made of foreskins
Black card: I just can't seem to find a matching couch for my __________.

 

[Wessels]

"that white stuff under uncircumcised penis flaps"

purely to piss off the uncircumcised people.

They have a smegma card already

 

[plot]

i dont think you get it.

 

[APRIL]

i dont think you get it.

That's.... Smegma.

 

[plot]

It's not about smegma, it's about uncut penises being nasty

 

[APRIL]

It's not about smegma, it's about uncut penises being nasty

Oh, so you don't get it.

 

[august]

white cards:
stuffing twizzler pull 'n' peel into your urethra
a gallon of cum left to sit in the sun
unpixelated bukkake
farting during a rimjob
beefy farts you can taste
jerking off with adipocere

 

[plot]

Oh, so you don't get it.

Deeper meanings might be too advanced for your guys.

 

[fly]

Deeper meanings might be too advanced for your guys.