Thread So I made 150 of my own Cards Against Humanity cards v.CRABS

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Deeper meanings might be too advanced for your guys.

well, you are arguing with @APRIL

 

[APRIL]

well, you are arguing with @APRIL

Hey fu buddy.

 

[august]

smegma in the morning, smegma in the evening, smegma at suppertime; when smegma's on a bagel, you can eat smegma anytime

 

[august]

white card, obvs

 

[fly]

White card: A lampshade made of foreskins
Black card: I just can't seem to find a matching couch for my __________.

As the only black card entrant, you win!

white cards:
stuffing twizzler pull 'n' peel into your urethra
a gallon of cum left to sit in the sun
unpixelated bukkake
farting during a rimjob
beefy farts you can taste
jerking off with adipocere

And all of these win.

Please PM me your addresses.

 

[Petunia]

smegma in the morning, smegma in the evening, smegma at suppertime; when smegma's on a bagel, you can eat smegma anytime

@Amstel remember smegma ??!?! LOLOLOL

 

[Amstel]

yup. She apparently live(d) not far from me. she was funny at times.

 

[Petunia]

yup. She apparently live(d) not far from me. she was funny at times.

Lol! Nothing beats the chick from South Africa that had the photoshop talent

 

[Amstel]

Lol! Nothing beats the chick from South Africa that had the photoshop talent

Skitzodee

yup.

And I feel bad I remember her name.

She put a clip up once with her voice with the SA accent.