GAY So I kinda got promoted

Ghost: 'Hello Akamai, I'm having problems with a load balancer. For some reason it's not routing IP traffic within my server farm properly'

Akamai support: 'It's because you are angry and short. Good day sir.'
 
Ghost: 'Hello Akamai, I'm having problems with a load balancer. For some reason it's not routing IP traffic within my server farm properly'

Akamai support: 'It's because you are angry and short. Good day sir.'

My response: "Then it will be war between us, prepare your legions!"
 
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Sort of.

No title or grade change just yet, but I'm moving on to better/more difficult things, which honestly is what I needed at this point.

I started getting emails this week to start doing adminny-type crap, and I'm glad for the opportunity to do more than just plug in keyboards and pretend I like people around the office.

Awesome, congrats! I know you mentioned a bit back that you were really unhappy in your position.
 
Awesome, congrats! I know you mentioned a bit back that you were really unhappy in your position.

Not necessarily unhappy, just totally bored and unfulfilled. The company is honestly doing itself a disservice by just keeping me as a desktop monkey, particularly when you factor in who some of the current admins in this office are.
 
Awesome, congrats! I know you mentioned a bit back that you were really unhappy in your position.



Not necessarily unhappy, just totally bored and unfulfilled. The company is honestly doing itself a disservice by just keeping me as a desktop monkey, particularly when you factor in who some of the current admins in this office are.

Well, dannnng. I know when I'm bored and unfulfilled, I'm totally happy!