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smileynev
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...I had to mail a bill off so I walked the block or so to the mailbox thingy and dropped it off. On the way back I noticed a white minivan with tinted windows pull up and slowly stop at the curb opposite of me. It seemed a little suspicious. I thought to myself, what if its some dude or dudes looking for other dudes to kidnap and rape. Then I thought, no, they wouldn't be going after some fat dude with a flabby ass. Then I was sad. Dudes don't rape fat dudes.