So I just got fired

Our comapny does that too. If you put in a two weeks notice, they will walk you out that day. The only way it doesn't happen is if it's an intercomapny transfer, like if you take a job at another company location. It's just security BS, standard operating procedure.
 
All these people with their 11 years and 7 years there are making me look bad. the longest I've had a job was 5 years at Walmart. Turner is the second longest however.