So I just finished reading Revenge Of The Sith... (nerd thread)

BigDov said:
There's not THAT much time passing though..... 20 years and he goes from young man to old fucker??? That doesn't work.



obi-wan was in his late teens, at least, in the first movie. second movie, anakin was the same same. third movie, how much time has past? obi-wan was at least close to forty by attack of the clones. so say twenty years pass, anakin would be at the same age obi-wan was in the previous movie. obi-wan is better than sixty by a new hope, conservatively. dont know what the time frame is for the new movie, but its possible
 
thrawn said:
obi-wan was in his late teens, at least, in the first movie. second movie, anakin was the same same. third movie, how much time has past? obi-wan was at least close to forty by attack of the clones. so say twenty years pass, anakin would be at the same age obi-wan was in the previous movie. obi-wan is better than sixty by a new hope, conservatively. dont know what the time frame is for the new movie, but its possible


Only 3 years in between the 2nd and 3rd.... so I guess it all boils down to how old he was to start with.


edit- 32 years between Episode 1 and Episode 4

NERD EDIT- according to this http://www.answers.com/topic/obi-wan-kenobi he's 57 years old. Sure hope when I'm 57 I don't look like a fucking fossil
 
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I'd much rather know why NO ONE remembers the droids.

You'd think Obi Wan would at least say "Oh, shit yeah ladies! This is R2-D2...saved our ass when we were escaping Naboo on the queen's Nubian space-craft, bitches!"

Or Darth Vader seeing C-3P0 and saying. "Damn, that's right...I remember building you!"
 
Millions said:
I'd much rather know why NO ONE remembers the droids.

You'd think Obi Wan would at least say "Oh, shit yeah ladies! This is R2-D2...saved our ass when we were escaping Naboo on the queen's Nubian space-craft, bitches!"

Or Darth Vader seeing C-3P0 and saying. "Damn, that's right...I remember building you!"



um, the droids names are model numbers. meaning an infinite number of droids with the same appearance and name could be possible.

its like me saying i have a 3GHz P4
 
thrawn said:
um, the droids names are model numbers. meaning an infinite number of droids with the same appearance and name could be possible.

its like me saying i have a 3GHz P4

C3-PO was a custom built droid, though. I thought he was made from spare parts and lots of love.
 
thrawn said:
obi-wan was in his late teens, at least, in the first movie. second movie, anakin was the same same. third movie, how much time has past? obi-wan was at least close to forty by attack of the clones. so say twenty years pass, anakin would be at the same age obi-wan was in the previous movie. obi-wan is better than sixty by a new hope, conservatively. dont know what the time frame is for the new movie, but its possible

I would say he was in his early twenties in the first one. 10 years passed between the first and second putting him in his early thirties. 3 years pass between the second and third one, making him mid to late 30's. So yeah, late 50's sounds about right for episode 4.
 
BigNev said:
C3-PO was a custom built droid, though. I thought he was made from spare parts and lots of love.
If he's so custom, why do you see another C3 in Empire when they're wandering around Bespin? IIRC there's also shots of them on Hoth and in Jabba's palace.
 
theacoustician said:
If he's so custom, why do you see another C3 in Empire when they're wandering around Bespin? IIRC there's also shots of them on Hoth and in Jabba's palace.

Theres quite a few of them actually. Thats why I think all this "anakin built C3-PO" bullshit should have never been introduced.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Pfft. Chewbacca remembered the droids, you all just don't speak Wookie


YEAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH = "Why hello again R2, did you happen to find that hair tonic you were telling me about when last we met?"

Beep boop weep beep Bwwwwwaaaaaap = "Yes my good friend, I did. Thank you for recommending that Andovian sliptrader. So, did you get a chance to bang that bespin slavegirl you were eyeing up?"
 
BigNev said:
Beep boop weep beep Bwwwwwaaaaaap = "Yes my good friend, I did. Thank you for recommending that Andovian sliptrader. So, did you get a chance to bang that bespin slavegirl you were eyeing up?"
YUARRRRRR YEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH = "Funny you should ask, I did but she slipped away in the morning and now I find out she's doing Corellian porn movies involving tauntauns, and she claimed _I_ was too much for her, HA!"
 
Don't the jedi's enter something called hypertime when they move fast/run fast? The more you use the force the faster you would age. Obi would have to use the force a lot to evade the empire for so long. Eventually it would catch up with him. That would also explain how the emperor looks so darn old.
 
b_sinning said:
Don't the jedi's enter something called hypertime when they move fast/run fast? The more you use the force the faster you would age. Obi would have to use the force a lot to evade the empire for so long. Eventually it would catch up with him. That would also explain how the emperor looks so darn old.

Sounds like gay comic book crap to me.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
YUARRRRRR YEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH = "Funny you should ask, I did but she slipped away in the morning and now I find out she's doing Corellian porn movies involving tauntauns, and she claimed _I_ was too much for her, HA!"

vwwoop beep beebop peep bweeeoooooop = "Yeah man, I know how you feel. I met this hot astromech droid, brand new model, when I was on tatooine. Turns out she had a short in her system or something, the bitch stalked me for weeks after I broke it off with her."
 
BigNev said:
vwwoop beep beebop peep bweeeoooooop = "Yeah man, I know how you feel. I met this hot astromech droid, brand new model, when I was on tatooine. Turns out she had a short in her system or something, the bitch stalked me for weeks after I broke it off with her."
WHAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH = "Women, crazy beings the lot of them. So, who's this pasty fairy that's leading you around?"
 
Millions said:
I'd much rather know why NO ONE remembers the droids.

You'd think Obi Wan would at least say "Oh, shit yeah ladies! This is R2-D2...saved our ass when we were escaping Naboo on the queen's Nubian space-craft, bitches!"

Or Darth Vader seeing C-3P0 and saying. "Damn, that's right...I remember building you!"


and why the droids don't remember Obi-Wan...

man, fuck Lucas