WTF So I just dick'd my butt

i’m not back at work yet but this week we are doing a pool side photoshoot for my
website.
i always have some requests from the models

ok so these are standard:
-bottled water
-veggie tray
-fruit tray
-sushi
-whiteclaw drinks
-area for stylist set up
-area for make up artist


but this one model is asking for:
- “an inflatable cone i can ride in the pool or anything i can straddle in the pool please”

WTF..

now i’m thinking i want something that represents UF somehow.. where can i get an inflatable cat or boar by thursday
 
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i’m not back at work yet but this week we are doing a pool side photoshoot for my
website.
i always have some requests from the models

ok so these are standard:
-bottled water
-veggie tray
-fruit tray
-sushi
-whiteclaw drinks
-area for stylist set up
-area for make up artist


but this one model is asking for:
- “an inflatable cone i can ride in the pool or anything i can straddle in the pool please”

WTF..

now i’m thinking i want something that represents UF somehow.. where can i get an inflatable cat or boar by thursday
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i’m not back at work yet but this week we are doing a pool side photoshoot for my
website.
i always have some requests from the models

ok so these are standard:
-bottled water
-veggie tray
-fruit tray
-sushi
-whiteclaw drinks
-area for stylist set up
-area for make up artist


but this one model is asking for:
- “an inflatable cone i can ride in the pool or anything i can straddle in the pool please”

WTF..

now i’m thinking i want something that represents UF somehow.. where can i get an inflatable cat or boar by thursday
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i’m not back at work yet but this week we are doing a pool side photoshoot for my
website.
i always have some requests from the models

ok so these are standard:
-bottled water
-veggie tray
-fruit tray
-sushi
-whiteclaw drinks
-area for stylist set up
-area for make up artist


but this one model is asking for:
- “an inflatable cone i can ride in the pool or anything i can straddle in the pool please”

WTF..

now i’m thinking i want something that represents UF somehow.. where can i get an inflatable cat or boar by thursday
Wtf entitled bitches
 
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I got bitched at by some people for not being in a meeting. Told them I didn't have anything scheduled, so I wasn't sure why they were upset with me.
They email me the meeting invite. I have been invited to a meeting that is on a program I'm not a part of, for a department that I'm not in. They are still asking me to answer questions. I have no input on anything here and they're asking me why shit isn't getting done

What do I say here? "Shit isn't getting done cause you guys are trying to get people that don't work on those programs to work on them?"
 
I got bitched at by some people for not being in a meeting. Told them I didn't have anything scheduled, so I wasn't sure why they were upset with me.
They email me the meeting invite. I have been invited to a meeting that is on a program I'm not a part of, for a department that I'm not in. They are still asking me to answer questions. I have no input on anything here and they're asking me why shit isn't getting done

What do I say here? "Shit isn't getting done cause you guys are trying to get people that don't work on those programs to work on them?"

Wrong department.
 
I got bitched at by some people for not being in a meeting. Told them I didn't have anything scheduled, so I wasn't sure why they were upset with me.
They email me the meeting invite. I have been invited to a meeting that is on a program I'm not a part of, for a department that I'm not in. They are still asking me to answer questions. I have no input on anything here and they're asking me why shit isn't getting done

What do I say here? "Shit isn't getting done cause you guys are trying to get people that don't work on those programs to work on them?"
This is a problem for your supervisor to sort out.
 
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I got an interview for that landscaping job. All I have to do is not be a dumbass for 10 minutes.

How nice should I dress?
 
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I got an interview for that landscaping job. All I have to do is not be a dumbass for 10 minutes.

How nice should I dress?

Put your workin clothes on, go mow your lawn and dig in the dirt this evening, wear those same clothes to the interview, and speak Spanish the whole time.
 
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I got an interview for that landscaping job. All I have to do is not be a dumbass for 10 minutes.

How nice should I dress?

If it's a real landscaping business dress nice for the interview. If it's just some guy with a truck and two lawnmowers looking for help, dress like you're ready to work.
 
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