WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm actually going to order a report myself. I'm interested to see what they look like.

What aspect(s) of the move require the check?

 

[Jehannum]

Fuck.

Just found a "lost wakeup" problem in code that's been working for 20+ years, because the old version of the framework library was implemented wrong enough for it to work.

 

[Jehannum]

And it's in a file full of shit variable names (the watchdog is named "theDog", and theDog gets .kicked()).

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm actually going to order a report myself. I'm interested to see what they look like.

You just want documented proof of what a hipster retard you are?

 

[fly]

What aspect(s) of the move require the check?

New job

 

[NukesII]

New job

I thought you were a reward points billionaire????

 

[fly]

I thought you were a reward points billionaire????

Trillionaire actually. Sadly, I probably won't have a lot of time for that shit soon though.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[fly]

He's fucking awesome.

 

[NukesII]

Trillionaire actually. Sadly, I probably won't have a lot of time for that shit soon though.

I should get a job as well.
I won't, but I should

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Handing my notice in next week which is perfect timing because I am legit 100% burnt out and collapsing.

 

[CletusJones]

New job

what made you give up the carefree lifestyle you're currently enjoying with all your cats?

 

[fly]

what made you give up the carefree lifestyle you're currently enjoying with all your cats?

No one else wanted to do it, so I'm taking over the family biz.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

who knew Dildos R Us was a family endeavor?

 

[Valve1138]

who knew Dildos R Us was a family endeavor?

It certainly makes the QA process easier and more convenient

 

[Jehannum]

No one else wanted to do it, so I'm taking over the family biz.

Why would the family business require you to get an FBI background check?

Or is your family just fucking with you, and brought in the Female Body Inspectors to do the job?

 

[tre]

Why would the family business require you to get an FBI background check?

Or is your family just fucking with you, and brought in the Female Body Inspectors to do the job?

The background check was just registering as a sex offender in a different state

 

[fly]

Why would the family business require you to get an FBI background check?

Or is your family just fucking with you, and brought in the Female Body Inspectors to do the job?

Because it does.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Texas requires all new transplants to be background checked to make sure they aren't dirty hippies

 

[Jehannum]

Because it does.

what happens if you fail the check?