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gee

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It's really the best way to buy shit these days...
Except I gotta buy bitcoin, figure out how wallets and shit work, and run my bitcoin through some sort of bullshit bitcoin mixer site or whatever other bullshit I gotta do so that "gee bought drugs" isn't permanently on the blockchain for everyone to see.

Then look through 100 different sketchy sellers on 100 different sketchy darknet forums, put in my order, and when all is said and done I get a sketchy package from Romania. That I can, uh, confidently open up and 100% trust what they sent me.

Yeah fuck that.
 

tre

fly gave me a handjob for marklar
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me too. i ended up in the hospital and thus started my journey as i started my first stint in rehab
i regret that las time i dropped acid. it was so bad and it changed my life
My last time turned into me getting paranoid every time I smoked weed after that. So I stopped smoking weed and started drinking, and well, that didn’t turn out so great
 
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ZRH

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Except I gotta buy bitcoin, figure out how wallets and shit work, and run my bitcoin through some sort of bullshit bitcoin mixer site or whatever other bullshit I gotta do so that "gee bought drugs" isn't permanently on the blockchain for everyone to see.

Then look through 100 different sketchy sellers on 100 different sketchy darknet forums, put in my order, and when all is said and done I get a sketchy package from Romania. That I can, uh, confidently open up and 100% trust what they sent me.

Yeah fuck that.
Um you could go to a drug dealer?
 

Domon

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Except I gotta buy bitcoin, figure out how wallets and shit work, and run my bitcoin through some sort of bullshit bitcoin mixer site or whatever other bullshit I gotta do so that "gee bought drugs" isn't permanently on the blockchain for everyone to see.

Then look through 100 different sketchy sellers on 100 different sketchy darknet forums, put in my order, and when all is said and done I get a sketchy package from Romania. That I can, uh, confidently open up and 100% trust what they sent me.

Yeah fuck that.
Or you could just order from fly. You can pay in marklar
 
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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Drugs are so much more dangerous these days with the introduction of fentanyl into supplies of most synthetic chems. Id venture to say only things like shrooms are void of it. Id happily take some trips now and again but Im not seeking it out. I dont roll with people who are into or fun on drugs anymore so almost all the joy has been taken out of them.
 
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Petunia

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My last time turned into me getting paranoid every time I smoked weed after that. So I stopped smoking weed and started drinking, and well, that didn’t turn out so great
BABE!!!!! thats exactly what happened to me. I got fucked up on acid and had the worst trip. I left my group of friends and went "missing", they spent 5 hrs looking for me and they found me under a bridge, my bf didn't know what to do with me so he brought me to the hospital =/ I was in as an "overdose"
anyways after that my paranoia was off the charts and when I would try to smoke weed it made it 100x worse. like full blown panic attacks and I haven't smoked weed since. then I turned to other drugs and we know how they ended.

like soooo scary to smoke weed and I panic when people smoke it around me... and its been 20+ yrs
 

Petunia

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Drugs are so much more dangerous these days with the introduction of fentanyl into supplies of most synthetic chems. Id venture to say only things like shrooms are void of it. Id happily take some trips now and again but Im not seeking it out. I dont roll with people who are into or fun on drugs anymore so almost all the joy has been taken out of them.
agreed 100%
the whole fentanyl shit has changed the game.
I spend sooo much time talking to my kid about the dangers of this horrific drug.