"With as much as this guy injures himself, no way he's sober."I just got randomly selected for the second week in a row to get drug tested.
"With as much as this guy injures himself, no way he's sober."I just got randomly selected for the second week in a row to get drug tested.
They probably didn’t buy your “I dropped an exhaust one my nose” story, instead of just copious amounts of cocaineI gotta say, if I were to stereotypically pick out drug users from a lineup...
I'd probably pick you and I eleven times out of ten.
"Nah man, I don't believe you accidentally hacked out your septum on an old Datsun, you need some drug testing and then counseling."They probably didn’t buy your “I dropped an exhaust one my nose” story, instead of just copious amounts of cocaine
This is America, they'd make me pay for the counseling."Nah man, I don't believe you accidentally hacked out your septum on an old Datsun, you need some drug testing and then counseling."
Of course, but rhey would mandate it first so you then had to get it.This is America, they'd make me pay for the counseling.
And then take away my clearance and any ability I have to afford it.Of course, but rhey would mandate it first so you then had to get it.
For your own health and safetyAnd then take away my clearance and any ability I have to afford it.
Ooo, was it Bagheera?R I G H T??? like wtf i hate these hauls!
From what I understand I think you’re going to the grand opening of some famous restaurant or some shit like that
Man, it was a total farce. I peed in the cup, came out, and they had the specimen tubes sitting open on the counter. I was like, "nuh uh, I don't know what you stuck in there", and they were both like "we opened them in front of you".For your own health and safety
So when I started at my last corporate job, I had to do a drug test. We'd had a friend's wedding that weekend right before and I hadn't really thought about the fact that I'd have to be tested. So we were all doing heroic amounts of cocaine. Genius.Man, it was a total farce. I peed in the cup, came out, and they had the specimen tubes sitting open on the counter. I was like, "nuh uh, I don't know what you stuck in there", and they were both like "we opened them in front of you".
So I ended up having to give another sample, this time making absolutely sure they hadn't opened the tubes before I saw them do it.
I have zero doubt that I'll pass, if my samples are unadulterated.So when I started at my last corporate job, I had to do a drug test. We'd had a friend's wedding that weekend right before and I hadn't really thought about the fact that I'd have to be tested. So we were all doing heroic amounts of cocaine. Genius.
They called me on Monday to say that I needed to show up on Tuesday for the test. I managed to push it off till Wednesday. Theoretically, I should have been fine, but I was still pissing hot from the test I got from a head shop. So anyway, I go to take the test. I hand the chick the cup and she dumps it all over the counter. Fuck. Gross. But then, she grabs a new specimen cup from the cabinet. It was not sanitized, it was just an extra cup sitting there. Ah ha, this could be my out! I pissed in it with the thought that if I failed I woudl tell them the story and they'd let me retake it.
Didn't matter, I passed. WHEW
Ooo, was it Bagheera?
So when I started at my last corporate job, I had to do a drug test. We'd had a friend's wedding that weekend right before and I hadn't really thought about the fact that I'd have to be tested. So we were all doing heroic amounts of cocaine. Genius.
They called me on Monday to say that I needed to show up on Tuesday for the test. I managed to push it off till Wednesday. Theoretically, I should have been fine, but I was still pissing hot from the test I got from a head shop. So anyway, I go to take the test. I hand the chick the cup and she dumps it all over the counter. Fuck. Gross. But then, she grabs a new specimen cup from the cabinet. It was not sanitized, it was just an extra cup sitting there. Ah ha, this could be my out! I pissed in it with the thought that if I failed I woudl tell them the story and they'd let me retake it.
Didn't matter, I passed. WHEW
Super stressful. I had turned in my 2 weeks, so my current company had immediately let me go, and we were a week away from closing on our first house. All of my own stupidity, but still not very fun.OMGGGG
Dominos is the best in that list ++++++++++++++im on my way to vancouver with this group.
i swear i feel like i’m in a rap video.
the music is so loud
2 girls twerking
so much booze
dominos
betting
arguing cuz they wanna smoke weed on flight
and 1 rap star (not drake)
ugh
tell em they can smoke but they have to go outsideim on my way to vancouver with this group.
i swear i feel like i’m in a rap video.
the music is so loud
2 girls twerking
so much booze
dominos
betting
arguing cuz they wanna smoke weed on flight
and 1 rap star (not drake)
ugh
The pizza or the game the rest sounds like Friday nightim on my way to vancouver with this group.
i swear i feel like i’m in a rap video.
the music is so loud
2 girls twerking
so much booze
dominos
betting
arguing cuz they wanna smoke weed on flight
and 1 rap star (not drake)
ugh
tell em they can smoke but they have to go outside
Is it J Staxx? Canada's greatest rapper?im on my way to vancouver with this group.
i swear i feel like i’m in a rap video.
the music is so loud
2 girls twerking
so much booze
dominos
betting
arguing cuz they wanna smoke weed on flight
and 1 rap star (not drake)
ugh