WTF So I just dick'd my butt

ZRH

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No, she just made me take off my jacket and hoodie, empty my pockets, then go into the bathroom and fill the cup.

Then she complained that I'd drunk too much water and produced too clear a sample, after threatening during scheduling to keep me there for 3 hours if I couldn't pee on command.
Most places don't even test anymore. We had mouth swabs and strip tests too but so many people failed they just stopped cept for armed people.
 

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I work at an FFRDC, so drug-free is part of the deal.
My company is considered an FAA repair station and the DOT randomly drug tests 10% of our work force every year. I got selected to pee in a cup and had a breathalyzer stuck in my face two weeks ago. It's constantly beat into people's heads here that even though weed is legal in our state it is still illegal federally so if you test positive you're fucked. Every few months someone gets nailed and tries to play dumb.
 
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Ain't no freedom without drug testing at work.
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My company is considered an FAA repair station and the DOT randomly drug tests 10% of our work force every year. I got selected to pee in a cup and had a breathalyzer stuck in my face two weeks ago. It's constantly beat into people's heads here that even though weed is legal in our state it is still illegal federally so if you test positive you're fucked. Every few months someone gets nailed and tries to play dumb.
yeah, it's the same way here, but hiked up a notch since the workforce here is, by and large, clearance holders.

The interesting work is a fair trade for not taking drugs, because I'm a boring sack of shit when it comes to drugs/alcohol. I wouldn't want @fly working on nuclear stewardship, FWIW.
 

ZRH

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yeah, it's the same way here, but hiked up a notch since the workforce here is, by and large, clearance holders.

The interesting work is a fair trade for not taking drugs, because I'm a boring sack of shit when it comes to drugs/alcohol. I wouldn't want @fly working on nuclear stewardship, FWIW.
Ohhhhhhhh so that is what you do