WTF So I just dick'd my butt

fly said:
Nothing says love like, "I didn't know your last name so I hunted you down. Wanna go out?"
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Pretty sure that's creepier than a CL missed connections ad. We obviously weren't well acquainted, mostly just looks across the floor and like 5min of conversation ever. Just a mini-bummer missed opportunity because I keep a certain remove at work, don't need advice. The timing of me deciding "fuck it" and her getting fired was just funny.
 
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fly said:
Nothing says love like, "I didn't know your last name so I hunted you down. Wanna go out?"
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You obviously don't do that.
You hunt her down on FB or whatever, then you friend request and what you actually say is "hey, I didn't get a chance while you were here, but I wanted to ask you out."

You do all the same steps, obviously, but you present it differently and you never ever ever tell anyone the truth.
 
Mr. Argumentor said:
You obviously don't do that.
You hunt her down on FB or whatever, then you friend request and what you actually say is "hey, I didn't get a chance while you were here, but I wanted to ask you out."

You do all the same steps, obviously, but you present it differently and you never ever ever tell anyone the truth.
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I thought kids these days just went straight to the dick pics?
 
Mr. Argumentor said:
You obviously don't do that.
You hunt her down on FB or whatever, then you friend request and what you actually say is "hey, I didn't get a chance while you were here, but I wanted to ask you out."

You do all the same steps, obviously, but you present it differently and you never ever ever tell anyone the truth.
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I ain't got no socials, other than this here shithole. I missed out and that's fine. Just laugh at my poor luck/timing with me, okay?
 
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I cut my thumb up real bad on a piece of paper this morning, so I went to medical to get it patched up and now I've had to write an incident report, which I assume means that either 0) I'll be the subject of another training ('paper cut avoidance' I assume), or b) I'll finally precipitate the mythical paperless office when they ban us all from using paper.

Either way is a win, IMO.
 
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Jehannum said:
I cut my thumb up real bad on a piece of paper this morning, so I went to medical to get it patched up and now I've had to write an incident report, which I assume means that either 0) I'll be the subject of another training ('paper cut avoidance' I assume), or b) I'll finally precipitate the mythical paperless office when they ban us all from using paper.

Either way is a win, IMO.
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I fired someone once for tripping on a drain.
 
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