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There was a warrant or something. It was Baltimore County pd not Anne arundel. I simplified the actual course of events some other stuff happened that just confuses the situation. Slamming my foot in the door, screaming threats etc.

Mostly pissed about being sent home.
How can so much shit happen to one person?
 

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Anything's possible when you're full of shit.
Im pretty tired of this. This is literally everyday in Dundalk/Glen Burnie/South Baltimore. I dont work in Annapolis. There was a dude who robbed the Arbys, and the Taco Bell, and somewhere else Wendys? all on the same stretch of road before they caught him like last week I think.

I had a crazy lady stuffing toilet paper into her cooter in the restroom once. We got her outside and she sat down and pissed herself. County wouldn't transport her because they didn't want to get piss all over their cruiser so they escorted her off property. I might have pics of that actually.

Let's see, oh at Target once there was an autistic kid who wouldn't go with her mom so her mom just left her there. County finally got in contact with her grandmother who showed up, got a belt off the rack and started beating her. Eventually me and county had to carry her into her grans car. She was only like 9 or 10.

Countless number of homeless. There was one dude sleeping in the movie theatre and wouldn't leave and it was close to shift change and the cops were just like fuck it and tazed him and transported him to southern.

Let's see since we're telling stories...

One time some chick was loading up on blu rays and I wasn't watching the CCTV. She went to exit with a rubbermaid and I was hanging out near the door and I was like nope. She pulled out her keychain and pepper sprayed me and the other guy I was working with. We got the blu rays back but I misidentified which car she got in (some other regular thug had just pulled up), She had got into a smart car I figured out eventually and I was just like how did she plan on taking two huge rubbermaids full of blu rays in a tiny ass car.

Of the more fun things is catching people having sex in the parking lots. It seems to happen a lot o_O Also in the garages. My Mexicana partner and I had a spotlight and we'd drive around super slowwith the lights off. If we saw a car bopping we'd light them up and it was usually some cow humping a dude but... Few times I was super surprised. Like the two doing it in a Fiat. They also like to do it in the stairways, I always open the doors super fast. Some chick was getting pounded on the nasty ass steps and I opened the door and knocked her down half a flight of stairs. She didnt even grab her shorts she just pulled her tshirt down and ran.

Cheesecake factory flooded. I had a Target employee OD in the loading dock... People stuffing their pants with steaks at Food Lion :lol:

Im from a small town in the country. This is like a theatre experience for me. That's why Im constantly surprised by the random shit I see everyday. It's mental.

You've got to be a cunt. :lol: Just like... enjoy the humanity or nah.
 
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Im pretty tired of this. This is literally everyday in Dundalk/Glen Burnie/South Baltimore. I dont work in Annapolis. There was a dude who robbed the Arbys, and the Taco Bell, and somewhere else Wendys? all on the same stretch of road before they caught him like last week I think.

I had a crazy lady stuffing toilet paper into her cooter in the restroom once. We got her outside and she sat down and pissed herself. County wouldn't transport her because they didn't want to get piss all over their cruiser so they escorted her off property. I might have pics of that actually.

Let's see, oh at Target once there was an autistic kid who wouldn't go with her mom so her mom just left her there. County finally got in contact with her grandmother who showed up, got a belt off the rack and started beating her. Eventually me and county had to carry her into her grans car. She was only like 9 or 10.

Countless number of homeless. There was one dude sleeping in the movie theatre and wouldn't leave and it was close to shift change and the cops were just like fuck it and tazed him and transported him to southern.

Let's see since we're telling stories...

One time some chick was loading up on blu rays and I wasn't watching the CCTV. She went to exit with a rubbermaid and I was hanging out near the door and I was like nope. She pulled out her keychain and pepper sprayed me and the other guy I was working with. We got the blu rays back but I misidentified which car she got in (some other regular thug had just pulled up), She had got into a smart car I figured out eventually and I was just like how did she plan on taking two huge rubbermaids full of blu rays in a tiny ass car.

Of the more fun things is catching people having sex in the parking lots. It seems to happen a lot o_O Also in the garages. My Mexicana partner and I had a spotlight and we'd drive around super slowwith the lights off. If we saw a car bopping we'd light them up and it was usually some cow humping a dude but... Few times I was super surprised. Like the two doing it in a Fiat. They also like to do it in the stairways, I always open the doors super fast. Some chick was getting pounded on the nasty ass steps and I opened the door and knocked her down half a flight of stairs. She didnt even grab her shorts she just pulled her tshirt down and ran.

Cheesecake factory flooded. I had a Target employee OD in the loading dock... People stuffing their pants with steaks at Food Lion :lol:

Im from a small town in the country. This is like a theatre experience for me. That's why Im constantly surprised by the random shit I see everyday. It's mental.

You've got to be a cunt. :lol: Just like... enjoy the humanity or nah.

TL;DR
 

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Maybe they were black.
They were actually. It was a housing project named Freetown. Bunch of little condos that are mostly drug dealers and traps. They open the door and there is just a mattress on the floor and a big screen.
 

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Hnnnnngggghhh

The place i worked for before here spun up an R&D lab and are filling it with cool machines. Included is a 3D printer that can print in steel.
I need to get Keith's email address and ask if he has hiring capabilities.
 

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You can tell if you're in an academic computer science setting vs a software engineering setting based on whether "clever" is used as a complement or an accusation
Where I'm at it means both.

Like a hack you can kinda appreciate, even though it's still a hack.