WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just fired my first client in 8 years.

Dildo request was too extreme?
Even for you?

 

[Jehannum]

Someone complained about "hamster dance" the other day on Mattermost, so I brought up the "amazing horse" and "badger mushroom" songs, now she's blocked me from the channel.

I'm told by insiders who weren't banned that the immediate reaction in the channel was, "Sweet lemonade!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shut up and get on my horse

 

[fly]

A CLASSIC

 

[Petunia]

Just fired my first client in 8 years.

was he always forgetting his password ?

 

[ZRH]

Fucking hell, I constantly cover for other people. I get told yesterday that they're gonna dope me at my doctors appointment and I can't drive for most of the day and people act like I'm trying to pull a scam. IM HIGH AS SHIT YO.

 

[Petunia]

Fucking hell, I constantly cover for other people. I get told yesterday that they're gonna dope me at my doctors appointment and I can't drive for most of the day and people act like I'm trying to pull a scam. IM HIGH AS SHIT YO.

bring a drs. note

 

[ZRH]

bring a drs. note

Yeah that's how a real business would work. Not the place that wont pay overtime, they just give you cash for anything over 40 hours

 

[Petunia]

well i’d still have the dr note in hand and tell them to eat a dick

 

[ZRH]

Edit: I'm calm

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Yeah that's how a real business would work. Not the place that wont pay overtime, they just give you cash for anything over 40 hours

That's a wage complaint!

 

[ZRH]

That's a wage complaint!

And cold sandwich prep without gloves is a health code violation. Dude no one takes that shit seriously.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

And cold sandwich prep without gloves is a health code violation. Dude no suckers take that shit seriously.

fify

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

"What a cool guy, always letting his bosses steal from him!" Said no one.

 

[Petunia]

just finished part 1 of my course and major exam.
i haven’t studied this hard in my life.. well
it feels that way. this has been such a long processsssss but it’s gonna be so worth it

now onto part 2 and next week is part 3 and i’m DONE

 

[ZRH]

Went to my physical.

Have you ever had surgery? Well someone tried to disembowel me two years ago. Any medical issues? I had an STI that nearly killed me last year because it went untreated 6 months.

Anyway, they said basically if you're not a corpse you'll pass.

So now that it's official I feel it's time to tell ya'll I got a police job

 

[tre]

now they'll really want to defund the police

 

[fly]

Went to my physical.

Have you ever had surgery? Well someone tried to disembowel me two years ago. Any medical issues? I had an STI that nearly killed me last year because it went untreated 6 months.

Anyway, they said basically if you're not a corpse you'll pass.

So now that it's official I feel it's time to tell ya'll I got a police job

Congrats man!

 

[ZRH]

now they'll really want to defund the police

I know right, they also trusted me to wire houses.

Congrats man!

Thank you.

 

[Petunia]

Went to my physical.

Have you ever had surgery? Well someone tried to disembowel me two years ago. Any medical issues? I had an STI that nearly killed me last year because it went untreated 6 months.

Anyway, they said basically if you're not a corpse you'll pass.

So now that it's official I feel it's time to tell ya'll I got a police job

YAAAAY BOO YOU DID IT

ok so what’s your actual position
when do you get your gun
will you get a police car or a bike or a horse, never mind that’s in canada