WTF So I just dick'd my butt

gee

Blame It On The Gassa Nova
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Seems like the sort of thing you'd get caught doing, and get mocked for years afterwards.

"I WAS GETTIN CHANGED"
 

august

I’m always wet in my basement area
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My boss earns a dollar and I earn a dime, that's why I always shit on company time.
boss made a dollar
I made a dime
that was a poem
from a simpler time

now boss makes a thousand
and gives us a cent
while he's got employees
who can't pay the rent

so when boss makes a million
and our pay is deadlocked
that's when we watch porn
and jerk off on the clock
 

ZRH

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Probably wanted that dentistry degree in order to get your other cousin's pubes out of his teeth.
Damn that was a reach :lol: I'd have waited till I had some actual info on the cousin. I mean there's plenty you could've made fun of but that fell totally flat.