WTF So I just dick'd my butt

My boss earns a dollar and I earn a dime, that's why I always shit on company time.
boss made a dollar
I made a dime
that was a poem
from a simpler time

now boss makes a thousand
and gives us a cent
while he's got employees
who can't pay the rent

so when boss makes a million
and our pay is deadlocked
that's when we watch porn
and jerk off on the clock
 
Probably wanted that dentistry degree in order to get your other cousin's pubes out of his teeth.
Damn that was a reach :lol: I'd have waited till I had some actual info on the cousin. I mean there's plenty you could've made fun of but that fell totally flat.