WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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It takes IOU which is dangerous but exciting for someone in advanced age like me :lol:

Joe's work does an IOU system but it's on honour so you put your name in a box eith the amount. Why he hasn't wracked up debts for assholes I will never know.
 

Jehannum

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It takes IOU which is dangerous but exciting for someone in advanced age like me :lol:

Joe's work does an IOU system but it's on honour so you put your name in a box eith the amount. Why he hasn't wracked up debts for assholes I will never know.
One doesn't simply buy assholes on credit. They're a purely cash transaction.
 

Jehannum

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Or maybe just a farting couch. Gotta play to my strengths.

Oh, and it's an office, not a cube.

which means...

DOORS, JERRY. DOORS!
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Hoff Kinkmeister

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Seems as though the useless sideways-failing nepotism hire wants my attention, and he's costing the company money to get it.

;)
 

tre

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The roads in the entire city of Shelby are Slurpee.
It's almost affecting my ability to work and forum while.driving.
We got about a foot of snow so far this morning, and it’s still going. Really want to get out on the roads and drive around
 
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Jehannum

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I have to get a COVID test before I can go back into the office, so I get to work from home this week. Gonna go get the test done in about 10-15 minutes.
 

ZRH

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Got a flat at work >.O Deck screw right through my brand new tire. Getting it repaired tomorrow but more stuff I didn't want to deal with.
 

Domon

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Got a flat at work >.O Deck screw right through my brand new tire. Getting it repaired tomorrow but more stuff I didn't want to deal with.
ive got two in the past 5 months :/ Dunno where im picking them up. I just pull the tire and plug em at home. Despite being "temporary", those plugs are super reliable. Ive never had one fail before the tire did.
 

ZRH

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ive got two in the past 5 months :/ Dunno where im picking them up. I just pull the tire and plug em at home. Despite being "temporary", those plugs are super reliable. Ive never had one fail before the tire did.
My landlady complained when I put the donut on because "looked like I was working on my car". I doubt I could get away with doing a plug.

Firestone tried to tell me it was unrepairable and I was like fine but I want to keep the old one I only bought it 2 weeks ago. 5 minutes later I get told it was a miscommunication and it's totally repairable :rolleyes:
 
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NukesII

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My landlady complained when I put the donut on because "looked like I was working on my car". I doubt I could get away with doing a plug.

Firestone tried to tell me it was unrepairable and I was like fine but I want to keep the old one I only bought it 2 weeks ago. 5 minutes later I get told it was a miscommunication and it's totally repairable :rolleyes:
At least when you lived in the car you didn't have the gentry breathing down your neck.
 

ZRH

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At least when you lived in the car you didn't have the gentry breathing down your neck
Meh. It's hard to do your own car work in the city. Even when I lived at an apartment complex when I changed the oil I'd get the complex employees asking me if it was broken down.
 

Domon

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Meh. It's hard to do your own car work in the city. Even when I lived at an apartment complex when I changed the oil I'd get the complex employees asking me if it was broken down.
No is a complete answer
 
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