WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[tre]

Those are Navy sex positions.

 

[Mikeawesome]

crossing the equator make you full blown gay

 

[Petunia]

my accountant just called me to tell me I owe $10K in taxes

 

[Jehannum]

my accountant just called me to tell me I owe $10K in taxes

how much is that in canadian tire stripper tips?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Got the part time job at the women's centre Managing their caseworkers working with people on probation for the ministry of justice or something. I dunno. I just know it's 22 hours a week, 3 days, and I have 4 days a week to play with

 

[wetwillie]

Got the part time job at the women's centre Managing their caseworkers working with people on probation for the ministry of justice or something. I dunno. I just know it's 22 hours a week, 3 days, and I have 4 days a week to play with

congrats my dear.

Here's your first case.

 

[NukesII]

congrats my dear.

Here's your first case.

That dude craycray

 

[Petunia]

so my accountant emailed me and told me that there was this huge error that she fixed and now the government owes me $156
i don’t know whether to fire her or hug her

 

[NukesII]

so my accountant emailed me and told me that there was this huge error that she fixed and now the government owes me $156
i don’t know whether to fire her or hug her

Hug.
Bring Will Wheaton.

 

[wetwillie]

Hug.
Bring Will Wheaton.

That could be HOT!!

 

[Petunia]

Hug.
Bring Will Wheaton.

my accountant is in her 60s (so almost my age) Will Wheaton is a 40 something rough and tumble type of gal. not sure how that will all work...but id try it

 

[wetwillie]

my accountant is in her 60s (so almost my age) Will Wheaton is a 40 something rough and tumble type of gal. not sure how that will all work...but id try it

 

[Petunia]

as soon as i get back to Toronto im gonna track down CEO and fornicate with him til the cows come home.

 

[wetwillie]

as soon as i get back to Toronto im gonna track down CEO and fornicate with him til the cows come home.

If I wasn't married I'd offer to save you from that madness. 'Til the cows and chickens come home.

 

[fly]

If I wasn't married I'd offer to save you from that madness. 'Til the cows and chickens come home.

 

[Petunia]

If I wasn't married I'd offer to save you from that madness. 'Til the cows and chickens come home.

hmmm geriatric sex…
does it even work

 

[wetwillie]

hmmm geriatric sex…
does it even work

I'm younger than your accountant and in very good shape. It works great, no pills needed. Braggable dimensions but we ain't doing that.

 

[Petunia]

I'm younger than your accountant and in very good shape. It works great, no pills needed. Braggable dimensions but we ain't doing that.

braggable dimensions

sir stop.

 

[wetwillie]

braggable dimensions

sir stop.

You're not the first to say that to me.

 

[Jehannum]

You're not the first to say that to me.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.