WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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Did you demand 6 weeks paid vacation and a corner office with a view from at least two sides of the building?

P S. Private restroom.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Ready for some Heroin
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My current CEO knows about the interview and asked what would need to change for me to stay. I told her a cut in hours and days but retaining pay and she said we'll look at it if needed. I'm good at my jobs and people are lucky to have me sometimes, most people aren't so competent. It's a weird world.
 

Jehannum

HO HO HO METH GIANT
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Most places these days roll vacation and sick time into one, so its three weeks here. Although there are quite a few companies that are doing away with vacation limits altogether.
I have separate sick time and vacation, and sick time is sort of unlimited (100% pay up until 6 weeks, then it goes to 70% pay, but it resets every time you go 30 days without a sick day).