WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[wetwillie]

Huh?

The source of all knowledge and good decisions.

 

[ZRH]

The source of all knowledge and good decisions.

My grandma died in 2010. I'm not listening to gfs. That's an improvement.

Gf tried to kill me last time I wanted a second job. (That's literal)

 

[wetwillie]

My grandma died in 2010. I'm not listening to gfs. That's an improvement.

Gf tried to kill me last time I wanted a second job. (That's literal)

Stranger on Internet says - don't take one for the team again. No thoughts on gf - some guys need a woman for supplemental brain cells.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Yea take 2 for the team

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Stranger on Internet says - don't take one for the team again. No thoughts on gf - some guys need a woman for supplemental brain cells.

I think its a great idea to be earning money.

 

[wetwillie]

Yea take 2 for the team

He can take my turn, I forgot my knee pads.

I think its a great idea to be earning money.

Absolutely - but I'll keep cooking popcorn. Seems the lad gets close, so close. And then.

 

[ZRH]

Absolutely - but I'll keep cooking popcorn. Seems the lad gets close, so close. And then.

Yeah. It's not a great feel.

Just got offered a 4th job.

 

[Petunia]

my product catalog is coming along nicely! Who needs a marketing or graphic designer when etsy can gimme templates for under $$15!

I feel like I stumbled upon a little secret gold mine

 

[OOD]

my product catalog is coming along nicely! Who needs a marketing or graphic designer when etsy can gimme templates for under $$15!

I feel like I stumbled upon a little secret gold mine

Tell me more

 

[Petunia]

Tell me more

lol

soooo i was tasked with redoing a catalog for this customer of ours. the existing one is pure caca with 80 pages .. some pages have only one small image and a stupid item description
so i must condense it and make it PURTEEE + PROFESSIONAL looking

and i’m like ME? you giving meee the task?
anyhoo lots and lots of research and watching youtube videos and TADAAAA i’m redoing it with a simple click and dump with a ready made template and fixing this and that..
i’m so shocked at how good it looks. i will not share the secret with others in the company as i’m telling them this is a $282938839292 job when it’s really costing me $13

i win

 

[kiwi]

lol

soooo i was tasked with redoing a catalog for this customer of ours. the existing one is pure caca with 80 pages .. some pages have only one small image and a stupid item description
so i must condense it and make it PURTEEE + PROFESSIONAL looking

and i’m like ME? you giving meee the task?
anyhoo lots and lots of research and watching youtube videos and TADAAAA i’m redoing it with a simple click and dump with a ready made template and fixing this and that..
i’m so shocked at how good it looks. i will not share the secret with others in the company as i’m telling them this is a $282938839292 job when it’s really costing me $13

i win

Demand a raise for all the hard work you’ve put in.

 

[Petunia]

Demand a raise for all the hard work you’ve put in.

and a company car too!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and all the dildos you can eat!

 

[Petunia]

and all the dildos you can eat!

silicone + plastic dildos are on my food restrictions list

 

[ZRH]

silicone + plastic dildos are on my food restrictions list

Shit son you walked into the most obvious joke ever but I'm not crude and am not gonna say it.

 

[Jehannum]

silicone + plastic dildos are on my food restrictions list

Good thing they're available as suppositories.

 

[OOD]

I joined a kickball team with a guy from work. First time I every hung out with a coworker after hours.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

kickball team?
are you 12?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

kickball team?
are you 12?

I'd play the shit out of kickball, especially with drinking involved

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Last time I played kickball was damn near 20 years ago,, I was a camp counselor. Unintentionally did a straight line drive right at the pitcher. Beaned that poor little kid right in the face.