WTF So I just dick'd my butt

fly said:
You and @Valve1138 need to just 69 and get it over with. We've been able to cut the sexual tension here for months.

@dbzeag can you please give them some tips?
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i feel like theyre both more "watch someone bang their wife while beating off in the corner" types. Although in valves case, its definitely more watch his wife bang someone with a 10 inch dildo, cause aint nobody subjugating mrs. valve.
 
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I'm sure there's some common ground that valve and jenkum can find. Like maybe they can look past their choices in vehicles and operating systems, and bond over something like a nice, well-built table saw.

"Wow this saw is solidly built. See look I'm bending over this saw, and putting my full weight on it, and it's not even wobbling."

"Oh that's a really good tool for the job." "You know, I've got another tool for the job..." "Oh, you're a real handy man, aren't you..."
 
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gee said:
I'm sure there's some common ground that valve and jenkum can find. Like maybe they can look past their choices in vehicles and operating systems, and bond over something like a nice, well-built table saw.

"Wow this saw is solidly built. See look I'm bending over this saw, and putting my full weight on it, and it's not even wobbling."

"Oh that's a really good tool for the job." "You know, I've got another tool for the job..." "Oh, you're a real handy man, aren't you..."
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Analogies 101
Valve = Jack Cash*
Jehannum = Johnny Cash

*On Saturday, May 13, 1944, Cash's older brother Jack, with whom he was close, was seriously injured in an accident at his job in a high school. He was pulled into an unguarded table saw while cutting oak into fence posts, and was almost cut in two. He died from his injuries a week later.
 
Domon said:
i feel like theyre both more "watch someone bang their wife while beating off in the corner" types. Although in valves case, its definitely more watch his wife bang someone with a 10 inch dildo, cause aint nobody subjugating mrs. valve.
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I am already bent over.
 
wetwille said:
Analogies 101
Valve = Jack Cash*
Jehannum = Johnny Cash

*On Saturday, May 13, 1944, Cash's older brother Jack, with whom he was close, was seriously injured in an accident at his job in a high school. He was pulled into an unguarded table saw while cutting oak into fence posts, and was almost cut in two. He died from his injuries a week later.
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to almost cut someone in half im picturing this:

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Which actually would kinda make sense considering it was fenceposts.
 
I spoke to a fine gentleman once who survived an industrial accident involving getting dragged onto a conveyor and into a saw. He lost his dick and balls. He was old and wasn’t shy about admitting it, which at the time seemed odd, but not now.
 
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