WTF So I just dick'd my butt

wetwille

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I'm referred to as uncle ood by this one's parent's. I'm only planning on keeping him about four months. I halted my job search while I finish my last semester and wait on my youngest to get in school full time so this works out well.
Very cool. I dated a girl when I was about 16 who was supposed to babysit a neighbors kid on the regular. She wasn't good about showing up, spent too much time fucking around. Eventually broke up with "Cindy" and the mom called me. Sweetest little guy, good times. :cool:
 
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wetwille

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Just got my W-2. The evil bastard is here with his kid - I will take this time to wipe my laptop of my passwords, put files I want on a flash drive, gather a few person items. Then I will leave forever.
?What, no notice? Well, I worked a year on the false promise of a year-end bonus(same for everyone else here). HE had the most profitable year in the 4 I've been here, despite being here less than 20 hours a week. Then he did something typically selfish and bought himself a new office building.

Gonna go home, listen to music, paint my kitchen, hang a door that will complete the laundry room make-over. And not give 2 fucks.
 

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Just got my W-2. The evil bastard is here with his kid - I will take this time to wipe my laptop of my passwords, put files I want on a flash drive, gather a few person items. Then I will leave forever.
?What, no notice? Well, I worked a year on the false promise of a year-end bonus(same for everyone else here). HE had the most profitable year in the 4 I've been here, despite being here less than 20 hours a week. Then he did something typically selfish and bought himself a new office building.

Gonna go home, listen to music, paint my kitchen, hang a door that will complete the laundry room make-over. And not give 2 fucks.
And remember, don't forget to break off a pencil in the sharpener!!!
 

wetwille

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And remember, don't forget to break off a pencil in the sharpener!!!
Not gonna give him the satisfaction of something to bag on me about. However, if he somehow dicks me you know my motto,"I didn't start it, you don't get to choose what level of dick I respond with." You've know me for 7-8 years - you know this to be true.