WTF So I just dick'd my butt

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I’m busy right now. One hand simultaneously holding my iPad and flaccid weenie, typing one fingered with the other. In my PJs. With coffee and coffee cake.

I know I’m not retired and just suck. But for this minute, I’m pretty fuckin happy.
 

wetwille

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I’m busy right now. One hand simultaneously holding my iPad and flaccid weenie, typing one fingered with the other. In my PJs. With coffee and coffee cake.

I know I’m not retired and just suck. But for this minute, I’m pretty fuckin happy.
This is a good example of why it's ok to like being alive, despite knowing how the movie ends. Enjoy the ride when you can. You don't suck - I'm happy for you.
I'd troubled if you were bothering to post while you had a raging boner.:fly:
 

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This is a good example of why it's ok to like being alive, despite knowing how the movie ends. Enjoy the ride when you can. You don't suck - I'm happy for you.
I'd troubled if you were bothering to post while you had a raging boner.:fly:
Trust me, if I ever have any kind of boner, even one in the same room I’m in, I’ll post about here. Can’t say how soon, but I would. If wood.
 
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MUST. QUIT. THIS. JOB.
being self employed was the best decision i ever made. i hung up my HR sweater and followed @APRIL and @fly into greener and cat hair filled pastures ...

mind you, now i’m the sales department, the marketing department, the payroll department, the customer service department, shipping and receiving department, finance department.. you catch my drift..
everyday i wear multiple hats but i wouldn’t have it any other way!

quit your damn job


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APRIL

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being self employed was the best decision i ever made. i hung up my HR sweater and followed @APRIL and @fly into greener and cat hair filled pastures ...

mind you, now i’m the sales department, the marketing department, the payroll department, the customer service department, shipping and receiving department, finance department.. you catch my drift..
everyday i wear multiple hats but i wouldn’t have it any other way!

quit your damn job


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Tsrh. This was one of my best decisions ever, but it's not for everyone.

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wetwille

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being self employed was the best decision i ever made. i hung up my HR sweater and followed @APRIL and @fly into greener and cat hair filled pastures ...

mind you, now i’m the sales department, the marketing department, the payroll department, the customer service department, shipping and receiving department, finance department.. you catch my drift..
everyday i wear multiple hats but i wouldn’t have it any other way!

quit your damn job


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I was self employed for 16 years before this. I still run a very profitable on-line biz. I don't need a j.o.b. so much as I am not ready to retire because I want to retired FUCKING LOADED. I'm paid very well here, I just vacillate between merely killing my boss and abducting & torturing him before killing him. And who's got time for that - I needs to make me some mo money. Not all bass players are broke - last the city told me muh crib was worth $500k.
 

Maureen

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Not all bass players are broke - last the city told me muh crib was worth $500k.
duh! you’re not a sad cabbie !

ours is worth just under $900K (a 4 story townhouse)
we sold his last canadian property at 1.6M in december, together we own a place in italy and peru (i rent that one out)
we are looking to move this summer. very exciting


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duh! you’re not a sad cabbie !

ours is worth just under $900K (a 4 story townhouse)
we sold his last canadian property at 1.6M in december, together we own a place in italy and peru (i rent that one out)
we are looking to move this summer. very exciting


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What does it cost to not have neighbors that close?
 
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wetwille

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duh! you’re not a sad cabbie !

ours is worth just under $900K (a 4 story townhouse)
we sold his last canadian property at 1.6M in december, together we own a place in italy and peru (i rent that one out)
we are looking to move this summer. very exciting


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What's your value to equity basis ;)