WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[gee]

Can always work for the government.

I hear FIU needs a new bridge designed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My job has become painfully horrible since the company got taken over in April.

Got a job interview lined up for next week to manage a centre and outreach charity for sex workers. So hyped and hoping it goes well. I would fucking love to get this job.

 

[kiwi]

My job has become painfully horrible since the company got taken over in April.

Got a job interview lined up for next week to manage a centre and outreach charity for sex workers. So hyped and hoping it goes well. I would fucking love to get this job.

@APRIL ruins everything.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The cops hauled a guy out of here in handcuffs the other day
No idea what he did, but I guess it wasnt too bad since hes coming back today sometime.
Domestic thing or some such is the rumor
Sucks for him tho, he seems like a good guy, always here with his head down and working, now all the dummies will be up in his business wanting to know what happened.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

The cops hauled a guy out of here in handcuffs the other day
No idea what he did, but I guess it wasnt too bad since hes coming back today sometime.
Domestic thing or some such is the rumor
Sucks for him tho, he seems like a good guy, always here with his head down and working, now all the dummies will be up in his business wanting to know what happened.

make sure you ask him right away, and post the story here

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

make sure you ask him right away, and post the story here

Ima get it on video & post it to the facespacebooks

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Ima get it on video & post it to the facespacebooks

people still use that app? hmm

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

@APRIL ruins everything.

I mean, I hung around for so many years after the hostile take over but these posts no longer bring in the required gravy to sustain me

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The cops hauled a guy out of here in handcuffs the other day
No idea what he did, but I guess it wasnt too bad since hes coming back today sometime.
Domestic thing or some such is the rumor
Sucks for him tho, he seems like a good guy, always here with his head down and working, now all the dummies will be up in his business wanting to know what happened.

Hmmmm

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ima get it on video & post it to the facespacebooks

And why didn't you get a video of the perpwalk to show the whole story?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And why didn't you get a video of the perpwalk to show the whole story?

I totes missed it
I was at my desk working or posting here or something.
Just heard about it after.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hmmmm

Doesnt automatically mean he beat his wife
Could have got in a fight with his brother or something.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Doesnt automatically mean he beat his wife
Could have got in a fight with his brother or something.

True.

Best to just assume the worst though. Statistically like 1 in 5 of your work colleagues has beat his wife last time I checked.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

True.

Best to just assume the worst though. Statistically like 1 in 5 of your work colleagues has beat his wife last time I checked.

I just beat mine 5 times to make up for everyone else

 

[Jehannum]

I just beat mine 5 times to make up for everyone else

I only beat my meat.

 

[kiwi]

I just beat mine 5 times to make up for everyone else

What he really means is his wife beat him 5 times.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What he really means is his wife beat him 5 times.

shush you

 

[Immigrant]

I saw a dozen coworkers picked up one night at work. They had all been involved in a skirmish at a meat packing plant strike at their former employers where, according to one of them later, “some cops got a little roughed up.”

 

[Josh]

What he really means is his wife beat him 5 times.

At Uno.

 

[fly]

My job has become painfully horrible since the company got taken over in April.

Got a job interview lined up for next week to manage a centre and outreach charity for sex workers. So hyped and hoping it goes well. I would fucking love to get this job.

Sweet. Find me a good new worker. Preferably male and without pubic hair.