WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Mr. Asa

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Just found out that the company I'm working for has a branch in a separate division (one I would like to work in more than this) back at home.

We dont want to stay in Tampa for forever, but I dont know if we want to head home.

Hrm.
 

Jehannum

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Just found out that the company I'm working for has a branch in a separate division (one I would like to work in more than this) back at home.

We dont want to stay in Tampa for forever, but I dont know if we want to head home.

Hrm.
You should just work out in Yuma.

Then you're out of America's diseased, distended swamp-taint, and you still get to do the same kind of work you do now.
 

fly

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My new scrum master is insisting that I provide a picture for her themed retrospectives.

So I sent her this:
View attachment 9474

And also changed my name to "Throatwarbler Mangrove" on the intranet. Hopefully HR doesn't try to deposit my check under that name, lol.
It's good to see that you're universally a pain in the dick. ;)
 

Jehannum

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It's good to see that you're universally a pain in the dick. ;)
I'm not just the president of "real life dickfaces", I'm a CLIENT, TOO.

Seriously though, this lady has been a real pain in the balls ever since she joined my team. it's getting to the point where I'm looking to get off that particular team and find another.
 
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