WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[HipHugHer]

Well, Nukes. Tomorrow is the first day in weeks with absolutely nothing on my calender. No meetings, no lab tours, no auditors, no training, no visits of any kind.
...
What the fuck am I gonna do all day?

Calibrate your egg timers.

 

[nukes]

Calibrate your egg timers.

Calibration is serious business.

 

[nukes]

 

[Strings]

Calibration day. Actually it's two days.
Pain the the neck.

 

[nukes]

Calibration day. Actually it's two days.
Pain the the neck.

I had that Zeppelin bootleg. Wonder what ever happened to it?

 

[Strings]

I had that Zeppelin bootleg. Wonder what ever happened to it?

I bet your mother in law hid it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

[QUOTE="wetwille, post: 1703405, member: valid recipient[/QUOTE]
This is some real bullshit.

Are there people who aren't worthy of having the absolute bare minimum of their needs for survival met?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I bet your mother in law hid it.

Petty & vindictive
Sounds like her

 

[HipHugHer]

[QUOTE="wetwille, post: 1703405, member: valid recipient

This is some real bullshit.

Are there people who aren't worthy of having the absolute bare minimum of their needs for survival met?[/QUOTE]

Define "needs for survival".

 

[Strings]

Petty & vindictive
Sounds like her

I'd hide that new bass while at work.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

@HipHugHer
Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Sleep

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd hide that new bass while at work.

I figured it was riding around seat-belted into the passenger seat with him all day

 

[Strings]

I figured it was riding around seat-belted into the passenger seat with him all day

Not if it's cold out. He doesn't have any heat in that cab.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

nuthin worse than a chilly bass

 

[HipHugHer]

@HipHugHer
Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Sleep

You can get all that stuff free on federal land, you just have to move every 2 weeks.

 

[Strings]

What about companionship?
We all need someone to bitch at.

 

[HipHugHer]

@HipHugHer
Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Sleep

Found the story I was looking for.
Not long and worth the read.


https://offgridquest.com/fload/abandoned/forest-ranger-finds?start=1

 

[Strings]

Should we worry that there is an abandoned backpack (looks stuffed and heavy) leaning on the steps to my building?

 

[Immigrant]

Should we worry that there is an abandoned backpack (looks stuffed and heavy) leaning on the steps to my building?

Not in that neighborhood. Someone owns it.

Glue it to the sidewalk.

 

[fly]

Just got a nag email telling me to get my 430TB of test data off the /scratch partition.

I guess I'll get my thumb drive and bzip2 that shit right up.

I would have just deleted it.