WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[fly]

Congrats. How did you put your notice in? My resignation letter to my boss at SAIC said that I was going to become a pirate.

Heh--- this reminds me of when I quit my job as a contractor at NASA. I said I was pursuing an opportunity to help Superman save the moon.

serios question @fly

do you plan to get another job? [/serios]

or are you and april going to be homeless together with santaman down your street.

Of course I am. Probably some contract work. Maybe something permanent. Dunno.

interested in doing some coding side work for a some cash?

I wish I felt comfortable enough with my coding skills to do that. I could make some pretty good money on oDesk.

 

[....]

I took your whiteboard.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I wish I felt comfortable enough with my coding skills to do that. I could make some pretty good money on oDesk.

you don't think you could even do that job we talked about? didn't you set it up for here?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I wish I felt comfortable enough with my coding skills to do that. I could make some pretty good money on oDesk.

People who don't know how to code can't tell crap code for good. Think of it as going undercover.

 

[APRIL]

I took your whiteboard.

Ooohhhh are you a now ex-coworker of his... whoooo are you?

 

[....]

We sat together at a wedding once. We laughed a lot and took pictures.

Today I has a sad.

 

[Domon]

We sat together at a wedding once. We laughed a lot and took pictures.

Today I has a sad.

You're the wrestler dude who put out a $100 buck hit on a cop, arent you.

ARENT YOU

 

[APRIL]

We sat together at a wedding once. We laughed a lot and took pictures.

Today I has a sad.

40?! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGMGOMG hi

 

[....]

I'm not Douchy enough to order a hit on Facebook and I am not the bearded one.

 

[Penis Envy]

Good for you! We don't have IT in Tampa otherwise i'd refer you... You want to be a horrible hourly claims rep?

 

[Domon]

all these new names are confusing and frightening me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We sat together at a wedding once. We laughed a lot and took pictures.

Today I has a sad.

STALKER ALERT
STALKER ALERT

 

[APRIL]

I'm not Douchy enough to order a hit on Facebook and I am not the bearded one.

John? Mike?











(just kidding, I just cheated and asked Zac)


Sat across from us, right?



*twirl*

 

[APRIL]

Good for you! We don't have IT in Tampa otherwise i'd refer you... You want to be a horrible hourly claims rep?

JUSTTINNNN where the hell have you been? Fly and I were talking about you the other night. I hear you have big news.


You got a third penis piercing!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

JUSTTINNNN where the hell have you been? Fly and I were talking about you the other night. I hear you have big news.


You got a third penis piercing!

He has 3 penises?
That IS big news.

 

[fly]

I took your whiteboard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Duke]

With that many penises, do women call your crotch 'Cthulu'?

 

[fly]

Good for you! We don't have IT in Tampa otherwise i'd refer you... You want to be a horrible hourly claims rep?

PENIS OUT OF NOWHERE

 

[Penis Envy]

He has 3 penises?
That IS big news.

If we think about it, its actually pretty tiny news

 

[fly]

I'm not Douchy enough to order a hit on Facebook and I am not the bearded one.

@.... is a former boy band memeber.


LOL at @